March 7, 2025

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Season Four!!! And we are back! Tonight we have the GREATEST COMEBACK EVER! The Pest Control Humor Depots own Safety Director, Ms. Candace Rene! This tough chick fought back from a stroke and subsequent coma... and she's doing her victory lap right here on our show!

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Bumbu Bee (00:01.252)
Hello once again. Welcome to the fourth season of Tales from the Crawl Space podcast. I am your lovely and amicable host Brad Harvey and across the miles and across the smiles is with me as as always Jack Starry. Jack, welcome back my man.

Jack (00:23.149)
Hey there buddy, how you doing across the miles and across the smiles? I'm doing good, man. I tell you, I had the shittiest fucking February I think anybody could have.

Candace (00:28.365)
Bye.

Bumbu Bee (00:33.802)
Yeah, only go-got it.

Candace (00:34.258)
I don't know, I don't know, I've got a pretty close running on you and that.

Jack (00:43.193)
I was sick. I was sick as a dog. I lost my voice I've still got this fucking cough hanging on bullshit man fucking miserable and I was influenza a Up on a mountain I called the doctors and I said look, can you send me a prescription for Tamiflu? Here's a picture of my test that I just took I can't drive down the mountain because I'm dizzy as shit. I can get Walmart to deliver it

They're like, no, you gotta come in and take another test. I'm like, I just fucking told you I can't do that. So fuck him. Brad, I can't hear you. I don't know what you did.

Candace (01:19.637)
Hmm.

Bumbu Bee (01:21.888)
I had my fart button pushed. I'm here now, but anyway, spent my month on vacation in Greece touring the bath houses and this is the first day I've actually been able to sit down. So it's good to be here and everybody, already introduced herself. So let's just get rolling on this. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one, the only safety director of PCHD, the beloved and ever personable

Jack (01:22.775)
Hey, yeah, you hit the far butt.

Candace (01:24.661)
there he is.

Bumbu Bee (01:51.872)
Candace Renee. Candace, welcome.

Jack (01:55.201)
Yay!

Bumbu Bee (01:56.57)
That's right, Queen Elizabeth wave.

Gosh, it's so great to have you here. How is it going today?

Candace (02:06.677)
I am doing very well guys. Thank you for having me.

Jack (02:14.102)
We missed you the first time we were gonna have you on. We're so glad to have you on this time. That was our first multi-lady women and pest control show.

Bumbu Bee (02:18.336)
Yep, absolutely.

We're going to

Candace (02:23.981)
Oh, I know that that I can't remember what happened, but I'm very glad that the other ladies could step up and get some business taken care of.

Jack (02:40.825)
It was it was great, but we're so fucking tickled

Bumbu Bee (02:40.864)
Well, didn't make any less missed on that show, but that's water under the bridge. We are thrilled to have you with us tonight. And a lot of you know Candace's story, a lot of you cheese bags, and many of our 14 listeners already know a little bit about what happened with Candace over the past year. She's had a hell of a shitty year. But just having her here now, it's just to us,

Candace (02:45.804)
Jack (02:51.075)
Hell yeah.

Candace (03:05.805)
you

Bumbu Bee (03:10.598)
It's one of the biggest gifts we could ever have. you know, we were, we were, were talking about it. We were talking about it earlier. We got to meet with her a couple of days ago, just kind of, you know, just kind of lay things out and you know, how, how this is going to roll. But her story is incredible and her journey has been a long one. And, but you know, she's, you know, she's, she's, she's to the point now where, you know, a victory lap is in order. So Candice, you know, yeah.

Candace (03:13.342)
man.

Jack (03:13.453)
For sure.

Jack (03:35.415)
Hell yeah.

Candace (03:35.975)
Hey!

Bumbu Bee (03:38.368)
Candice, tonight's your night and this is your show. So I'm just gonna open it up. I'm not gonna ask you a whole lot of questions. We are gonna open it in just a second. I am gonna open up the room to questions for Candice and hopefully we can get a couple that we could hitch up with. I'm putting this on PCHD so God knows what fucking questions they're gonna ask.

Candace (04:01.232)
Yeah, I love it!

Bumbu Bee (04:08.648)
Yeah, so you know, you may have to answer some tick questions or something. I don't know, but I'm just saying I may have a few of my own. There's just no care. But anyway, Candice, again, this is your night. This is your show. you know, I'm going to leave it to you. So if you wouldn't mind starting off with kind of everybody know what's been going on with you.

Candace (04:14.333)
That's fine.

Candace (04:20.233)
Hmm.

Candace (04:31.929)
Okay, yeah, so In case you guys didn't know I'm Candice I've been a part of this for my god. I don't know how many years now I I just happened to stumble across the the Pest control humor depot

Just because I was on Facebook and I was looking for like-minded people in the pest control industry and I came across you guys and I fell in love with everybody there. And not only that, I am a woman in pest control.

And I absolutely adored the industry. I'm so, I'm such a nerd. I spend a lot of time studying things and whenever I started doing this,

There was so much interesting things that go on into the pest control world that I was just interested in everything. whenever I was, I think I was in high school, I was a nerd. was super into, you know, like the

Jack (05:57.721)
in the same that go on and on and on.

Candace (06:21.799)
butterfly collections and that kind of thing in my science class.

Excuse me. And we had a biology teacher who was a really good biology teacher and I kind of went above and beyond to create a bug collection and so

Bumbu Bee (06:32.607)
We're fine.

Candace (06:56.388)
I started that in high school and I really got into collecting insects. so, you know, and I was a farm girl. I grew up on a farm. And so there was plenty to collect.

Bumbu Bee (07:19.168)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (07:20.312)
being on the farm, I had a major interest in the pest control. So I was thinking about that when I was in high school. I also, I was kind of interested in going into entomology.

which I never got it super into it, but I did a little bit of biology and those kinds of sciences that I could make happen, you know, but I especially love insects and

Jack (07:59.543)
But, like, happen, you know.

Candace (08:14.148)
So that kind of stuck with me and even when I went to college, I studied other things that were interesting to me. But I always had this, I always had a place in my heart for the insect collections and whatnot. So that was always fun.

Bumbu Bee (08:16.574)
Ahem.

Candace (08:43.428)
Well, for me, it was just, it was the learning about everything. There were, I just found insects fascinating. And, you know, so you go outside, especially me, I grew up on a farm and I had

Bumbu Bee (08:58.036)
Yeah.

Candace (09:12.256)
you know, 160 acres to...

Jack (09:15.097)
Candace (09:17.55)
to parade around and...

Jack (09:20.185)
.

Candace (09:23.038)
you know, I'm sorry I'm tripping up on my words a little bit here. So, but...

Jack (09:27.302)
No, you don't have be sorry about it. You're just fine.

Bumbu Bee (09:27.84)
Perfectly fine. You've heard us on the podcast before.

Candace (09:33.54)
So I like I'm Do a quick pause for a minute for those of you who don't know Which is probably most people but Brad and everybody and Jack knows it but so part of my adventure God of this year

I suffered a stroke. And I... That's why I'm kind of stumbling on my words. And I'm really actually very happy that I can still talk. I'm in a wheelchair now. You can't...

I don't know if you can see it or not.

They call me Hot Wheels.

Bumbu Bee (10:39.296)
Hot Wheels. That's right.

Jack (10:39.417)
Hell on wheels, hell on wheels.

Candace (10:42.513)
Yes. It's been, you know, I'm not even 40 something. I don't even remember how old I am.

Bumbu Bee (10:56.372)
I do, but it's impolite for me to say.

Candace (10:59.084)
Yeah, yet I don't care. You can tell me. Thank you. I look...

Bumbu Bee (11:02.73)
She's 82.

Jack (11:04.354)
The other Candace in chat says that you're doing great, so you don't have worry about a thing.

Jack (11:14.292)
The other candidates in chat said you're doing great.

Bumbu Bee (11:16.032)
She says you're doing great.

Candace (11:19.973)
Okay, good. The microphone's kind of cutting out on Jack.

Bumbu Bee (11:26.772)
Yeah. Yeah. Jack, Jack, Jack lives on top of a mountain and he has to rely on Elon Musk for his, for his communications.

Candace (11:32.467)
Hahaha

Jack (11:34.359)
Yeah, yeah.

Candace (11:36.851)
I've heard that he's hard to deal with. No, not Jack, but Egon. Egon. I heard he was real jerk, so...

Bumbu Bee (11:36.864)
But.

Bumbu Bee (11:41.056)
Jack. nah, you want to get the no him. He's

Jack (11:47.157)
Elon, Elon.

Bumbu Bee (11:51.136)
And no, yeah, you know, everybody, everybody's got an opinion on Elon Musk, but hey, Candace, of, you know, kind of give a, can you kind of tell us, you probably don't remember a whole lot, but the events of that day, I mean, what struck, what made it, you know, to maybe help somebody that might be, you know, that might have to have that you have this experience as well. You know, what were the signs? What, you know, what did you notice was not right?

Candace (11:57.757)
Thank

Candace (12:21.117)
you know, that's a good question. I'm not really a perceptive person, but you know, when you just are not feeling something is just ain't right.

Jack (12:49.453)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (12:51.068)
I do remember I... Excuse me. I do remember feeling very light-headed. I remember I was at work and I don't remember I was at work and it was at...

M-TAC pest control I I Don't remember a single thing that happened that day but apparently it was a crazy ass day and Not even one single iota I have no idea what happened

Bumbu Bee (13:46.249)
Ahem.

Candace (13:47.563)
And even though I was awake and aware during the whole morning...

Jack (13:50.925)
so aware during the whole morning. My memories was all gone. I did remember that I felt kind of...

Candace (13:55.534)
I just, my memory was all gone. I did remember that I felt kind of off. I kind of had a little bit of a dizziness. I...

Um, I didn't have any kind of pain or anything, which is good. I mean, it was bad enough just being out of it, but I, I just remember that.

Bumbu Bee (14:22.601)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (14:38.073)
I lost consciousness and I awoke in the hospital.

Jack (14:50.283)
Now, where were you when you lost consciousness? you at home when you lost consciousness?

Candace (14:55.8)
I was at work at M-Tech at the pest control company and I...

Bumbu Bee (15:03.04)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (15:11.389)
I, this is what's weird, is I somehow...

I don't know how it happened, but I somehow made it to...

Candace (15:30.104)
a friend's house or something. But I have no recollection of that. it's really scary because God knows what I drove. I was in the freaking car and I drove myself, you know, and I had no idea.

Bumbu Bee (15:37.408)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (15:59.8)
I didn't even know that this happened. It was like I was drugged or something, you know? But I had no idea that I had suffered a mild stroke and I had no idea what was happening or what went on.

Bumbu Bee (16:08.787)
Mm-mm.

Bumbu Bee (16:28.544)
you

Jack (16:30.083)
Right.

Candace (16:30.478)
it's, and I was driving, my God, I just, I I think to back to everything that occurred that day. And I've, I spent most of the day behind the wheel of the vehicle and I don't remember it. It was basically.

worse than drunk driving, you know? I... and... and of course I had... I had a stroke. Um...

Jack (17:04.524)
Right.

Candace (17:14.981)
I lost all the feeling in the right side of my body, which is why I got this fist right here. I'm not trying to shake it at anybody. I'm just...

Jack (17:29.081)
Thank

Bumbu Bee (17:32.928)
If you are shaking a jack

Jack (17:37.153)
Yeah, I got it coming anyway, so.

Candace (17:43.463)
No, I doubt it. But I probably got it coming more than anybody. That, I think that's...

Bumbu Bee (17:43.648)
Yeah.

Jack (17:46.444)
Now after,

No.

No, you get a free pass. You definitely get a free pass.

Bumbu Bee (17:56.296)
What?

Candace (17:57.726)
hello?

Bumbu Bee (18:00.224)
Yeah, definitely get a hall pass on that one. Oh man.

Jack (18:00.409)
You get a hall pass on that. Nobody needs to shake their fist at you at all.

Bumbu Bee (18:08.832)
Not at all, yep. Yep, you don't want to shake your fist at anybody. Like I said, shake it at Jack. What the fuck?

Jack (18:12.109)
Mm-mm.

Candace (18:14.787)
there you go.

Jack (18:14.937)
Right here.

Jack (18:19.041)
Now, after the event when you first came to after you were in a coma for a while, is that correct?

Bumbu Bee (18:19.092)
Hi.

Candace (18:28.816)
Yeah, I was and I spent several days in a hospital bed in a coma and I even spent more time out of it. But I like I wasn't aware of my surroundings or anything.

and my friends and my mom and people are, you know, they told me that

I was, I could look around from my bed and I wasn't saying anything and I don't remember it even being, you know.

I don't remember being in the hospital. But apparently I was awake and aware, but I just wasn't there. you know, whenever I look back on...

Candace (20:00.944)
what I went through about not being aware, you know, it's it's the worst feeling.

because you know I am very very lucky that I have a wonderful family my whole my brother my mom and my my dad

I could have been stuck with someone that didn't care about me. the fact that I have a beautiful family and a giant support system that I can count on being helpful.

and taking care of me that they're not gonna be, you know, they'll not, they're not gonna shun me or, you know, not, not going to, not wanna be around me because I'm different now, you know, I'm, I'm, you can tell I'm hard to...

I'm trying my best, by the way.

Jack (21:38.861)
You're doing perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Bumbu Bee (21:39.028)
You're doing fine, absolutely fine.

Candace (21:41.2)
I've always been proud of myself for being a very articulate person and so now I get frustrated because I am

I'm just, I just feel like a dummy. I'll just say it. it that way. I feel...

Bumbu Bee (22:12.714)
The words are there, but getting them here is where you're faltering. Yeah, I was having a situation with my dad a month or two ago where he was so sick that, I mean, he's 85 years old, he's got Parkinson's, and he was just in a situation. But it's like, just kept telling him, dad, I know you're in there, take your time. You got, know, it's like, know, so.

Candace (22:18.972)
Yes, absolutely.

Bumbu Bee (22:41.6)
I mean, it's the connection there. It's like, know you're in there and we'll wait as long as we need to for you to get it out.

Jack (22:54.437)
And anybody that says anything about you is going to have to answer to us anyways. You got a whole Pest Control Humid Depot full of people.

Candace (22:54.594)
well.

Bumbu Bee (22:59.924)
That's right. Yeah, we'll take turns. I'll hold them down. Jack will kick their ass, then Jack will hold them down, and I'll kick their ass. So you're covered, you know?

Jack (23:05.017)
Am I right?

Candace (23:06.465)
That, you know what, that would be really fun to watch because...

I'm just the psychotic person that loves to see a guy get his ass kicked.

Bumbu Bee (23:21.098)
Well, yeah, well, we definitely think the powers that be for keeping that part of you intact during this whole thing. I'm pretty sure that's what, I can speak for Jack. I think I can speak for Jack when I say that's what we fell in love with. Yeah, and like, you know, there's like, there's a.

Candace (23:32.273)
man, I'll tell you what.

Jack (23:40.815)
yeah, yeah.

Candace (23:41.708)
You know, that's, I've heard that a lot from people and I know that I'm kind of a, well, I am a, what do you call that? Come on, give me some words here.

Bumbu Bee (24:02.452)
You are a...

Jack (24:03.927)
Muse mute.

Candace (24:04.684)
hard.

Bumbu Bee (24:05.716)
Muse? Yes, you're a muse. You are esoteric. You are very esoteric.

Candace (24:07.742)
I like that. Amuse. Amusement.

Jack (24:14.209)
No, amusement. Inspirational, for sure. Some people were scared to death of you when you were the safety director. So you instilled fear in some people, rightfully so.

Bumbu Bee (24:21.61)
Yes, and like...

Yes. you did. Yeah, you were a very dominating force in PCHD prior to this.

Candace (24:27.061)
great.

Candace (24:32.565)
Can I, I, I want to ask something. I have heard this my entire life that I have, I am a, I, I am, was intimidating and I, yeah.

Bumbu Bee (24:55.263)
You?

Jack (24:59.865)
Only to the weak people. Only to the weak people.

Bumbu Bee (25:00.34)
No, no. Only to the weak, that's right. Only to the weak ones that you preyed on during your whole life.

Candace (25:00.35)
I don't.

Candace (25:07.595)
Well, you know, it's funny because whenever and I've heard this from multiple people my entire life and whenever I've heard this I just bust out laughing because I'm a weak-willed person. I really am but apparently to some people that's what I've heard that for most people are

Jack (25:28.973)
I don't think that's true.

Candace (25:37.994)
this was, this is a big one. Most people are afraid of me. And I, I feel like a little fluffy bunny that nobody would, I've never considered myself.

Jack (25:49.249)
I get that.

Candace (26:05.705)
as someone who would be as strong and the people who've described me, it's completely different than what I see myself as. I'm a little fluffy bunny and you know, I just, and whenever other people...

will describe me to them. I'm not only the mother of dragons, but I am the dragon. apparently, I guess, to me, I am just so intimidated by everybody, but apparently I'm the one

Bumbu Bee (26:47.146)
You are the one who knocks.

Yeah.

Candace (27:02.15)
that intimidates people.

Jack (27:04.834)
That's humility. That's humility is what that is.

Bumbu Bee (27:04.842)
Here's, here's, here's, Candice, you know, we only know each other through our love of our beloved Pest Control Humor Depot. And, you know, through, and the way that it's grown over the years, I feel a deeper bond with you on a much bigger level. And I always thought of you as somebody not to be feared, but to be studied.

because you are one of the most interesting people on the depot. Some of the stuff, I've seen your artwork, I have seen the passion that you put in everything you do, whether it's your paintings, your strict regimen of gloving up to all the cheese bags, which by the way has just gone completely to hell since you've been gone. But that's something that you can remedy pretty quickly.

Candace (27:58.119)
Bumbu Bee (28:01.77)
You know, you know, you're making your preserves and you know and everything is selling at the markets and stuff There are so many facets to you that you you're not to I don't think you're beat You're to be feared you're to be petted like a bunny But you're to be studied and you're to be you're to be you know emulated because you have an extremely You have an extremely esoteric and varied, you know interests in your life

Candace (28:21.266)
Bumbu Bee (28:29.726)
And that's what life should be about. shouldn't just be, you're just focused on one thing. If that was the case, we'd all be priests. But you were able to it, you were able to spread your interests around and develop every single one of them. You basically, instead of becoming a jack of all trades and a master of none, you were a master of them all.

I still have that copy on my file somewhere of the David Gilmore portrait that you made. And it is one of my most prized electronic possessions.

Candace (29:04.231)
Oh, well one of these days I will have to get you a Candace Original. And hey, you know right now, my, my uh...

Jack (29:13.296)
man.

Bumbu Bee (29:16.138)
You're gonna make me do it again, Candice.

Candace (29:20.763)
What am I doing?

Jack (29:20.919)
What? Well, I want to tell you what's in the chat here. go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

Bumbu Bee (29:23.392)
Well, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

Bumbu Bee (29:28.884)
No, was going to say, I was going to let Candice know what I was talking about. When we talked the other day, I was just so happy to see you. I kind of got emotional. And it just made me think about everything with you, with the Depot, the stuff we had going on with Randy Strother.

And how everybody pulls together And it just you know, it hit me a little bit and now you're now you're making now you're making it all happen all over again so but these are Candice these are happy tears. These are happy tears. I

Candace (30:09.833)
Jack (30:13.603)
Well, I want to tell you, with this, just a little interject here for our audience. we're actually the first time we've been going, we were going live. We're live on YouTube right now and we have a chat going along the side. I don't want it to go unnoticed that Ms. Candice Nordquist, first of all, said you're a bad ass chick. And she goes, it's in the name. She goes up, she says, she says, I've never met another Candice slash Candice and any other way to spell it.

Candace (30:13.895)
Well, that's good.

Jack (30:42.605)
Be weak-willed never known to Candice to be weak-willed and she said that you're someone to be respected and I I Need to I need to make time to look at the chat and mention that on the show This is a whole new facet for us being live on YouTube And recording that way so I want to make sure I got that mention I didn't want Candice Nordquist to be left out with her compliment of you

Bumbu Bee (30:44.083)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (30:48.396)
Yes.

Bumbu Bee (30:50.036)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (31:03.458)
Thank you so much for mentioning that.

Bumbu Bee (31:03.936)
No, no, no. And Jack, apparently the link's not working anymore. So if you might want to send it out again, I don't know. No, the link for the chat that I put on Facebook.

Jack (31:12.429)
The YouTube link or what?

Jack (31:16.835)
Well, that's not working, but the YouTube one is. So if you go to the YouTube thing, so well, no, no, you can share the, you can, I'll send you the YouTube link and you can share it or I could, put it the depot or I'll do it.

Bumbu Bee (31:20.82)
so fuck Facebook then huh? This is where this all started buddy.

Candace (31:22.754)
Hahaha.

Bumbu Bee (31:31.806)
You know, or you could just stick to link up your ass now. This is just Facebook.

Candace (31:32.492)
That would be great.

Jack (31:34.969)
I can't get the phone up there. can't get the phone up there. I've tried. So I was going to send you a picture.

Candace (31:38.978)
Hmm.

Bumbu Bee (31:40.96)
Oh man. Who is, oh, pretty fly for a chai guy. I think I know who that is. Yeah, I think we both know. There's this Jack that keeps coming in with says completely agree. Oh, that's you, nevermind. But okay, we're playing with it. I'm sorry, Candice, we didn't mean to take time away from you, but this is our very first time on this platform and we're having some.

Jack (31:48.716)
Uh-huh.

Jack (31:53.517)
Mr. Will Height.

Jack (31:57.89)
Yep, me.

Candace (32:02.629)
yeah, no, you're, you're.

Bumbu Bee (32:09.056)
We're having some fun with it. but, you know, and, yeah, and your story is an amazing story. it's just, it's, it's, it's just a whole, but it's, it's one of so many, that's, that's gone on, you know, with, pest control humor depot, which by the way is, we also call it our favorite group and, because it fucking is. And, but, know, I mean, there's so many other stories, you know, Russell,

Candace (32:11.13)
Hey, that's what life is all about is having fun.

Bumbu Bee (32:37.362)
Yeah. Russell story is great. you know, we, we've got, we've got people that during the time, that they've been on the depot, they've been able to, you know, leave big companies and go on their own and they get, they get a lot of support from the cheese bags on that. you know, Russell Russell's one of them. He's just started out his business and, you know, you would look at Russell. I was just telling my beautiful young bride about this. We were just talking about it the other day. that, you know,

You can just see a change in him from just a few short months that he's been around. Been in the business and stuff. And so it's a good, it's a great impact. You are part of that impact. Even in your absence, you had an impact. And so that's it. Okay, we're done kissing your ass for now.

Candace (33:13.3)
yeah.

Jack (33:22.966)
Mm-hmm.

Jack (33:28.899)
Well, Rodney's coming up on his first year of his one year anniversary of having his own business too. Our good friend from Nova Scotia, Rodney Broome. Yeah, coming up on one year.

Candace (33:29.308)
please!

Bumbu Bee (33:34.516)
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Our good buddies over at Pestru, and matter of fact, they're, you know, they're starting out something too, you know, a nonprofit. They're gonna start a nonprofit for the ladies that do this thing of ours. it's just, many things are happening. And it's just, it's a beautiful thing. It just really is.

Jack (33:59.543)
And Ms. Candice, have a feeling they would love to get you on the show. I think they would love to get you on their show.

Candace (34:00.957)
know, you know?

Bumbu Bee (34:03.453)
if I had her, I'm showing no time. Yeah. but, you know.

Candace (34:06.222)
yeah, I've talked with Candice. I've considered, I can't, I consider really good friends with her just because I've talked with her a lot in the past month and I feel like I've been getting to know her and she's

Bumbu Bee (34:11.785)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (34:34.935)
friggin amazing. I love her to death.

Bumbu Bee (34:36.928)
She is. She is. Yeah, Candice is one of a kind. gosh, we all got together in October at Stately Harvey Manor for cheese stock. you were toasted. Actually, we all were toasted, but we toasted to you.

Jack (34:37.175)
Yeah, she really is. She is. She really is.

Jack (35:00.198)
yeah.

Jack (35:04.641)
You were there with us. You were definitely there with us, for sure.

Bumbu Bee (35:07.2)
Yeah, you were. Jack and I were just talking about this. like, man, we had six people that were this close to having alcohol poisoning. He was. He was sober as a judge. And even though he was taking sips, because we did a big bourbon tasting and everything, and it was a trip.

Jack (35:19.417)
was the most sober person there. I was the most sober.

Jack (35:32.035)
There was like eight different bottles of liquor and everybody was taking sips of them. It was so much liquor. Brandon just jumped in and said, so much liquor. It was, but see, I had to drive people home, to the hotel, so I needed to be on my P's and Q's, so I had little tiny tastes.

Candace (35:40.507)
So much.

Bumbu Bee (35:42.08)
Damn that was a lot of liquor.

Bumbu Bee (35:51.936)
They, Candice and Brandon, they came from fucking Oregon to be here. And I don't live in Indiana and they were on, I could not believe, I could not fucking believe it. had the Nords of Oregon. I had my good buddy Jack. had Dan Bird from Missouri. I had Paula Benedict at my house. Paula fucking Benedict was at my house from Texas. I had Jenny from Ohio.

Jack (36:15.062)
Jenny from Ohio.

Bumbu Bee (36:17.664)
And a cast of Hoosiers, and Schulte was there, Josh Talbert was there, Kevin Wilhite from Chicago came to my house. It was magical. We will do this again. And you are totally 100 % invited. So, you know.

Candace (36:31.043)
That's amazing.

Jack (36:36.304)
yeah, Shouchi makes me feel small by the way.

Candace (36:37.914)
Yeah.

Candace (36:41.999)
Did you have anybody from Texas or Oklahoma?

Bumbu Bee (36:47.316)
We had Paula Benedict from Texas. Paula was from Texas. Yes, we had the Paula Benedict at my house.

Jack (36:48.355)
Paula, Paula from Texas.

Candace (36:50.921)
my god!

Jack (36:52.953)
Hahaha

Candace (36:55.223)
Paula! Paula was the first person that I think I got close to. And she's pretty much the reason why I really stayed because she was a woman in post-control. And I thought, you know...

Bumbu Bee (37:20.576)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (37:23.379)
few and four were between and I just fell in love with her because I thought she was one of the most amazing women that I could look up to, you know. I, God, I wish I could have seen you guys so much.

Bumbu Bee (37:39.04)
Mm-hmm. Wait.

God, we wish you could have been, you were there in spirit and you were on everybody's heart the whole time. But we're gonna do it again. This year, we're gonna do it again this year and hopefully next year. And hopefully for as many years as my deck will hold the people.

Candace (37:50.423)
Candace (38:00.643)
Well, I'm...

That would be awesome. just um I am I'm probably not going to Be able to do anything for at least Another year from this date But I'm damn sure I'm busting my ass. I am doing rehab I am I am

doing exercises, I'm trying to rehab myself, it's not easy.

Bumbu Bee (38:48.102)
Absolutely, I understand. I can see.

Jack (38:51.105)
And that's why you're not that weak bunny. That's why you're not the weak bunny. Because you're out there busting your ass and getting it done, you know?

Candace (38:55.479)
And now...

Bumbu Bee (38:56.788)
That's right. Candy, candy. was, was, it was what? July when this happened. something like that. Something like, it's only March. Less than a year from something that catastrophic. You're sitting here talking to us laughing. And, and it's, it's that in itself is a testament to your efforts and hard work.

Candace (39:03.542)
Yeah.

Candace (39:13.409)
Well, you know...

Candace (39:21.301)
I really appreciate that guys. just... I... You know... At a couple of points, I was pronounced dead. I was... I was done for. And I bounced back. And there... Everyone has been telling me...

Jack (39:46.37)
Hell yeah.

Candace (39:50.654)
Like all my friends and know, people that came to visit me in the hospital that you know, I was through. I was done. And you know, I'm back bitches.

Bumbu Bee (39:55.456)
I know what you're gonna say.

Bumbu Bee (40:11.392)
That's right, you're back bitches. Look out motherfuckers. Candice is back. The graphic...

Jack (40:11.619)
Damn right.

Candace (40:16.533)
I feel like I'm put on this earth for a bigger cause and to cause a bigger ruckus. Yeah, exactly. I know that I have been given

Jack (40:34.603)
Hell yeah, fuck yeah.

Candace (40:45.813)
second chance and there's some there's there's there's a reason out there that I'm gonna be doing this and I've actually I was kind of talking to my mom about this too that I need to consider this a gift a gift of life not only

Not everybody gets this gift. And I have this incredible thing here now.

Jack (41:20.697)
That's right.

Candace (41:30.611)
to...

Um, to cherish it, first of all, I, I, I was, there was, I think there was a time in my life where I was

I was feeling this, was being ungrateful. And I think that this is a lesson for me to slow down and...

talk about, you know, this is a chance for me to help people. And so that's what I want to do is I want to somehow or another give back to the community of whoever.

Bumbu Bee (42:14.048)
Hmm

Jack (42:31.679)
I can only imagine how you'd inspire people for what you've been through and how you've clawed your way back. That's inspiration. Because I know some people would feel like that all is lost having gone through that. And you can't let them feel that way.

Candace (42:38.301)
Wow.

Candace (42:43.012)
you know what? There was about one day when I, after I woke up from my, me being in a coma and whatnot, whatever, that I was feeling sorry for myself and I was feeling, I was just feeling bad, blah, blah, blah.

And then I honestly...

Candace (43:18.225)
Figuratively, well physically I would have done it if I could have, but I kicked myself in the ass and told myself that this is an opportunity for me to help other people and whether it's helping people be aware or

Don't be afraid of having to...

be in rehabilitation, you know, there's so many things to be afraid of.

Bumbu Bee (44:08.064)
Mm-mm.

Bumbu Bee (44:11.604)
Nope. Where did we go? there we go. Candice? Candice?

Jack (44:19.545)
Think she froze up on us.

Bumbu Bee (44:21.066)
She did freeze up on us. Hello Candace. dog got it.

Jack (44:27.005)
Let me take this time then, if you've got a frozen screen here. I want you to know that all this time we would talk about frosty beverages. Well, this morning it was hot coffee and it kept it hot for so damn long. I was sipping on it, trying not to burn myself at the car dealership, getting my truck looked at. But Tony Spangler tumblers, double walled steel, gorgeous graphics. See, I brought out the painless tumbler and you know who that is, right?

Bumbu Bee (44:29.312)
There you go. Talk about frozen beverage.

Jack (44:55.137)
On the paint, this tumbler. And what we've got here is craftsmanship, color. If you can think it, Tony can make it. And I do not have the urethral sounding rod, but I'll let our friend Brad talk about the urethral sounding rod.

Bumbu Bee (45:12.104)
That's right, Jack. Let's talk about the urethral sounding rod. If you've got a trouble with getting this stuff out of your weenie, we've got the solution for you because Tony's Spangler tumblers from spanglerart.com. Every single one of them comes with its own surgical grade stainless steel urethral sounding rod. That's right, folks. Candice is excited now because she's back and she's hearing about the rod. let me tell you what, you know, when you're rubbing her bottom there, the rubber bottom that comes with the Tony's Spangler tumbler,

Jack (45:29.017)
That's right.

Jack (45:34.068)
forget about the rubber bottom.

Bumbu Bee (45:41.504)
You're feeling the urge to go number numero uno and you just can't, that stainless steel sounding rod's got you covered. It's gonna go right in, nicely finished and machined for a smooth insertion and sharp edges for cutting away that nasty scar tissue that comes with a Barone's disease issue. So if you are looking for everything in a tumbler, the hot's keeping hot, the cool keeping cool, the graphics popping out at you, the

Candace (45:55.151)
Thanks.

Candace (46:03.144)
you

Bumbu Bee (46:10.004)
the bottom of rubber that Jack just totally gushes over. And also a good medical instrument to help keep your pee going and strength. There's only one thing to do.

Jack (46:13.335)
I love the rubber bottom.

Jack (46:21.107)
If you got peronies, look for atonies, steal your ethereal sounding rods. Bing!

Candace (46:21.731)
you

Bumbu Bee (46:24.618)
Deal, urethral sounding rods. Ting. God, I love that. Candice, I don't know if you know or not, but Jack's son, JT, does almost all of our intros and some of our ads. So Jack, don't you give him a little spot of love.

Candace (46:26.47)
I'm not sure.

Jack (46:43.149)
That's right, Mr. JT Story, my handsome son that does all our intros, does the jingles and everything, is actually peddling his wares. He's opening his business up to be able to help other shows, podcasts like the Pestrogen podcast. He's working on intros for that show now. So if you have jingles, graphic needs or intros or anything like that, voiceover work, JT Story's your man.

You can get ahold of him by getting ahold of me at Jack at tftc.wtf. I'll make sure he gets the message and we'll get, we'll get it done for you.

Bumbu Bee (47:18.942)
right yeah hey we had somebody else pop up to let Charlotte Charlotte Kessler Taub also known as Aurora Kakazaki wants to wish you a welcome back and she's thrilled to see you she's somebody I think you somebody that popped up a little later have you seen her Aurora on the the on the on the group

Candace (47:33.11)
thank you very much.

Candace (47:42.364)
I don't think I have because I know I'm...

Bumbu Bee (47:47.69)
Probably, probably.

Bumbu Bee (47:52.426)
She's extremely unique individual and I love her. She's a kind of person, she knows her shit. She's one of the smartest pest control technicians out there when it comes to stuff like spiders and things like that. She just totally grooves on it. But she's got no problems telling somebody what it's like. I look at my messages and she's got one jug and she's having to run back and forth.

Candace (48:08.289)
Cool.

Bumbu Bee (48:19.072)
to fill it up during the course of her day so she can get stuff done. And she is just going off. I know she was pissed off because I've been in that situation myself. But yeah, she's cool as hell. But Charlotte, thanks for piping in, man. We really appreciate it.

Jack (48:37.977)
Well, I tell you, we're getting close to an hour here. We've got like 12 minutes here. And I wanted to bring up a You Can Suck It story that kind of resonated with me.

Bumbu Bee (48:47.104)
Can I give one quick shout out before you do, Jack? Okay, I wanna give a special thanks to Corey Forrester. the reason being is because if it wasn't for Corey, if it wasn't for Corey, we would have never known fully what happened to Candice. And we would have been completely in the dark and we would all been freaking out. so, can you talk a little bit about Corey, Candice?

Jack (48:50.669)
please do, please do.

Jack (48:56.497)
yes, yes.

Candace (48:57.079)
Yes.

Candace (49:06.509)
again.

Candace (49:14.568)
Corey is my friggin...

everything. First off, we've been damn near best friends for

Oh God, 15 years or so, think. Cory, Cory's been my friend forever. he, and since I started working in pest control with him in the same office, he has been filling everybody in on how I've been doing. And he's been

telling everybody, you know, not to worry that he's just been a saint. He needs a sainthood. Corey Forrester, you guys.

He's just nothing but love to him.

Bumbu Bee (50:22.432)
Yeah, I gotta agree man. Candice goes, if it wasn't for him, we would have never known. And you never know what happened to you and we would have been worried sick. So Corey went.

Jack (50:31.373)
Right.

Candace (50:32.599)
You know, I mean...

Bumbu Bee (50:37.376)
Go ahead.

Candace (50:37.407)
I was going to say with other offices in my experience where I've been, they haven't been near as personable as M-Tech has been with me. And Cory's been making sure that he has been contacting everybody from the depot to make sure that they're staying aware of

Bumbu Bee (51:01.28)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (51:07.331)
how I've been doing and he is just, he's a saint. He is a saint.

Bumbu Bee (51:16.136)
Yeah, because he is, because I'd be getting messages and messages, hey Brad, anything from Candace? Anything from Candace? from Candace? I'm like, all right, let me get with Cory, you know? And we've lost her again. So let me get with Cory. And Cory was always right there with a response on an update on you. And he always had fresh data on it. And even when I wasn't asking, would get, know, one Saturday morning I'd come in and boop, there's something from Cory.

Candace (51:30.389)
Bumbu Bee (51:46.016)
giving us an update about you. So goddamn, man. Pest Control Humor Depot will forever hold a place for Cory in our hearts. he is, and as a matter of fact, he is, tonight he is being anointed the Order of the Golden Cheese Bag. And that guy right there, he is our first one. So Cory Forrester, if you are listening to this, congratulations and we'll come up with something for you.

Jack (52:17.465)
Tyler in the chat just jumped in and said God is great. Welcome back, Candice.

Bumbu Bee (52:23.963)
Amen.

Candace (52:27.08)
Thank you guys so much.

Bumbu Bee (52:28.062)
You have got to.

Jack (52:35.097)
I gotta start using my cough button. I've got cough today. I'm flammie. I'm a little flammie. I'm I'm a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.

Bumbu Bee (52:39.424)
I was using my fart button.

or Flemish.

Candace (52:46.525)
There we go. Thanks.

Bumbu Bee (52:47.668)
Yeah, yeah, Jackson Jackson Jackson Jackson be in Belgium now. He's speaking Flemish

Jack (52:52.973)
Hehehehehe

Candace (52:54.205)
Thank you guys so much for everything that all the prayers and I just you guys are so much my family.

Bumbu Bee (52:55.712)
But OK, so.

Bumbu Bee (53:07.178)
chants, meditations, human sacrifices, drum circles, smudge pots, they were all for you.

Candace (53:18.462)
Good. Thank you so much. You guys, you have no idea.

Bumbu Bee (53:21.352)
And they paid off.

Jack (53:25.337)
I smoked peyote in a yurt for you. I smoked peyote in a yurt for you. So there's that.

Candace (53:25.467)
Yes, they did.

Bumbu Bee (53:29.032)
He did. No, actually he was naked in there with his tater, but now that's, he's like, yeah, Candace.

Candace (53:31.005)
Jack (53:38.583)
Hehehehe

Candace (53:39.421)
you

Bumbu Bee (53:41.32)
And yes, this tater was also naked. Jack, you said you had a You Can Suck It story.

Jack (53:46.443)
I do have a heavy eucanosuckin'. I found out there is another group. I'll tell you, to me, my other favorite podcast is the Pestrogen podcast, which we can expect a wonderful episode this weekend with both Jenny and Candace Nordquist, who are your illustrious hosts of the Pestrogen podcast. There's another group out there of non-penis-havin' people.

that do pest control as well. And it turns out they had been treating their members more like bank accounts than actual pest control people and kind of utilizing them for the money they could provide and all kinds of shit like that. And it turns out apparently there's some big type of powwow they were having that turned out to be utter chaos. Hardly anybody showed up for it.

Candace (54:35.453)
you

Jack (54:44.441)
And they're probably running out of deficit, which I think is absolutely hilarious because if you're to start using people for a bankroll and try to be so magnanimous about it, you can suck it. I'm just I'm so glad to see nasty people fail. That makes me so happy. So non penis having people in pest control, not non-pestrogen.

Bumbu Bee (55:04.864)
Hmm

Jack (55:13.057)
non-penis having people in pest control. You can suck it.

Bumbu Bee (55:13.141)
Nah, I'm pissing.

Bumbu Bee (55:18.464)
Alright. You can totally suck it. I hope a brown recluse spider comes and bites you on your dick.

Jack (55:26.233)
on the Clitinus.

Candace (55:28.317)
Ha ha ha!

Bumbu Bee (55:29.652)
No, I've been in there, it's a dick.

Jack (55:34.009)
Well I tell you, I... Go ahead Arnie.

Candace (55:34.717)
Hey, you know, I've...

I was just gonna say that I've been bitten by a roundling clues and it's not fun.

Jack (55:48.353)
No, no, no, no. Well, I hope all of their tampons have the texture of 50 grit sandpaper. And I hope when you pull it out, it like tears a whole layer of flesh out of you. That's what I hope. So I hope when they wake up, the flaps are fused shut and every time they try to urinate, it kind of blows up like a balloon until it gets reabsorbed into their body. That's what I hope.

Bumbu Bee (55:57.856)
Mm-hmm.

Candace (56:09.185)
You

Bumbu Bee (56:12.352)
Man, gosh, I was just like, I hope the four tickets you bought to the next Lilith Fair are forged.

Jack (56:19.589)
Ha!

So you can suck it. And y'all know what I'm talking about. I gonna say it because they're probably so money hungry they'd be litigious, but you know, let me just scratch my eye here a little bit for you.

Bumbu Bee (56:24.448)
You can suck it.

Bumbu Bee (56:32.032)
That's right. And as our buddies in the UK say, yes, keep calm and you can suck it.

Jack (56:39.575)
Better botcha stupid cunts.

Bumbu Bee (56:41.44)
I was like, well, wankers. Damn. Oh shit. Okay. Well, okay. Let's get a couple of things straight before we go. Um, Corey just got back with me, said, thanks, Brad. just saved it and I'm looking forward to watching it in a couple hours. I was really hoping he'd go live, but apparently he's got something going on. That's fine. Um, you know, again, Corey, thank you very, so very much for your, for all your help with making sure that we stayed in the loop with Candace and,

Jack (56:43.724)
Yeah

Candace (56:45.168)
Okay.

Bumbu Bee (57:10.356)
that that and now we we've got our good buddy back and we can't be happier pchd is whole again because you're back it is and

Jack (57:18.679)
Yes, most certainly. Agreed.

Candace (57:21.822)
well, I'm whole because...

Jack (57:31.192)
Yeah, honey?

Bumbu Bee (57:32.711)
yeah, you there?

Candace (57:33.253)
I was just gonna say that I feel whole again because I'm back with you guys and...

Jack (57:34.169)
You're a whole because.

Candace (57:45.185)
Y'all were... Yes, exactly. Exactly. And y'all... You guys never... You never gave up on me and that's just... You guys are just always in my heart, so...

Bumbu Bee (57:45.706)
Where you belong, baby.

Jack (57:51.683)
The family's back together, the whole fam-damly.

Bumbu Bee (58:07.104)
And you're in ours, honey. And, we want you back on again. Um, definitely. So, you know, let's get a, get, get, get a Chrome book for Christ's sake. And then, yeah, we will, we will definitely, definitely have you back on. So, um, Jack, um, what do we got going next week?

Candace (58:18.443)
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

Jack (58:29.493)
In true Tales of La Crosse based fashion, have no fucking idea. We're flying by the seat of our pants.

Bumbu Bee (58:32.862)
That's right, yeah, we were just talking about this earlier. We had no fucking clue. once we've, once we finger that one out, we'll get back with y'all. How's that?

Jack (58:42.041)
Yep, oh yeah. Well, I think since busy season's coming up and stuff, we'll come up with something. We'll figure something to talk about. We do, we do. We've been doing a show for so long and I think only about 50 % of our episodes are actually about pests. we will find a pest-centric show to have next week. Eventually, yeah, eventually. We'll get, yeah, whenever, what the fuck ever.

Candace (58:42.457)
That's perfect for your life.

Bumbu Bee (58:50.388)
We need to start talking about some actual pests.

Candace (58:54.21)
Yeah.

Bumbu Bee (58:59.615)
Yeah.

Bumbu Bee (59:03.9)
Eventually. week or eventually, whichever comes first. We got an iron or two in the fire, but nothing's confirmed. does.

Candace (59:09.535)
Hey, I may have something for you.

Jack (59:13.133)
What you got?

Candace (59:15.221)
I was so, the past couple of years, especially the, in my work place, this has been something that we've had a little problem with, but we have been battling fleas really, really bad. So.

Bumbu Bee (59:40.298)
Have we done a flea show?

Jack (59:41.933)
No, we have not.

Candace (59:43.432)
Well, I think that would be great. Yeah. Yeah. But we, one little thing I could tell you is that we had this really crazy flea job last year that ended up, the reason why they had a bad flea problem was because they had a mouse problem.

Bumbu Bee (59:44.202)
See, look at you. Look at you. You're helping out. It's great.

Jack (01:00:10.553)
Mmm.

Candace (01:00:12.528)
Yes, I mean major mice and because of the mice they had the major flea problem. So it's little things you know that you don't think about whenever you know. But anyways I was thinking about fleas today you know as you do.

Bumbu Bee (01:00:21.332)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Bumbu Bee (01:00:33.111)
yeah.

Jack (01:00:38.51)
we can run with that. We can definitely run with that.

Bumbu Bee (01:00:40.376)
What not next week it's not really seasonal for right now. I mean that we're definitely gonna do this Candace, but yeah I mean, you know, that's more of a summary type, you know type past We'll come up with something Answer always answer guys answer always a motherfucker will like I said, we'll fit we'll figure something out But I am definitely you we've never done a flea episode. So that's definitely one that's gonna be kept in kept in our minds so so

Candace (01:00:44.505)
No, not really. Yeah.

Candace (01:00:52.121)
absolutely. Like August. and.

Jack (01:00:53.933)
but definitely a great topic.

Jack (01:00:59.693)
here.

Jack (01:01:05.347)
For sure. For sure.

Bumbu Bee (01:01:10.1)
Gosh, Jack, I guess we need to let Candice get back to her glove collection, right? Yes, they need, need, yeah, you say, get them all oiled up and ready for action.

Jack (01:01:17.869)
Yes we do. And safety glasses and the safety vest and everything.

Jack (01:01:26.685)
there's a little bit of Bound Chicka-wow-wow going on there. Love enough.

Candace (01:01:26.826)
yeah.

Bumbu Bee (01:01:30.249)
Hahaha!

Candace (01:01:31.505)
Let me see if there are... Yeah, I might have something around here.

Jack (01:01:36.365)
Hahaha

Bumbu Bee (01:01:37.248)
Yeah.

Jack (01:01:41.869)
Hahaha!

Bumbu Bee (01:01:43.2)
something in your box of goodies. Gosh. Damn it, Candice.

Candace (01:01:46.309)
by the way.

Bumbu Bee (01:01:51.594)
Yes?

Candace (01:01:51.633)
I sort of look like a lesbian now because I got my head shaved whenever I was in a coma and so my beautiful long ass hair got shaved off and now I'm spurting this lesbian do. It's been...

Jack (01:02:05.593)
That's alright.

Bumbu Bee (01:02:06.826)
That's alright.

Bumbu Bee (01:02:20.32)
The only important thing, important thing, Candice, is that there's enough of it to grab onto, right? So you're good there. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, just see. That's all right, oh God, please. I'm trying to enjoy a buzz here, Jack. I hear you are bringing up Ellen DeGeneres.

Candace (01:02:26.96)
I think so, I think so, yeah.

Jack (01:02:32.003)
She's rocking the Ellen DeGeneres. She's rocking the Ellen DeGeneres, that's what she's doing.

And Charlotte says you look gorgeous.

And Charlotte says you look gorgeous, so there's that.

Candace (01:02:44.847)
Go third.

Bumbu Bee (01:02:47.744)
Charlotte does says you look gorgeous if anybody knows gorgeous at Charlotte So yeah damn it there was something else I wanted to to say to her real quick But I guess it just completely escaped me. So that doesn't matter. It'll come up and I'll tell you then It's probably a lie. Anyway, that's probably why I forgot it Look, I'm sorry, I'm scratching my stitches

Candace (01:02:47.997)
thanks, thanks, you know.

Candace (01:03:05.603)
Perfect.

Jack (01:03:15.961)
You were digging down by the nutsack there for a second, Right next to your penis. Right next to your penis. Yeah.

Bumbu Bee (01:03:19.168)
Oh, I was gonna say that for the playback. I was gonna say that right next to your pineus. I was gonna say that for the playback. Okay, look, Candice, damn it, once again, you're back. It's lovely. Life is good. Can't wait to have you on again. you have, everybody breathed a big sigh relief on December when you popped up and said, hey guys, how's it going? We were like.

Candace (01:03:25.807)
Bye!

Candace (01:03:38.287)
Thank you.

Jack (01:03:44.066)
my god I just about fell out of my fucking chair.

Bumbu Bee (01:03:46.218)
We were like, my God, my God, my God, can't. And everybody, everybody rallied.

Candace (01:03:50.325)
my, you know what, I probably should have warned you. I just so happened to just hop on that day. My inbox exploded, literally exploded. And I was like, my God, this was the first time in my life that I had so many people. So.

Bumbu Bee (01:04:07.39)
I'll bet it did.

Jack (01:04:10.221)
I bet.

Candace (01:04:19.374)
many people reaching out to me. I mean, here I am, this little person that I just, you know, I just don't think anybody, you know, I meant that much to just people, little strangers on the internet, you know, but I,

I was so overwhelmed by people and you know this whole thing started all my healthy health issues. I couldn't believe just how many people reached out to me and you know just even just the littlest things just say you know I heard your

not well you know get it my whole world was rocked it was beautiful and it made it really made me really made me feel like i humans humans deserve to be loved

Bumbu Bee (01:05:47.914)
They do, yes. mean, you know, humans, they're not put on the earth for your personal pleasure, Candice, although it's cool. You know, we do, and we do love you. We do love you and you love us. And there are no such things as strangers when you're on the Depot. We are all cheese bags and that's what makes us great. You are no longer, when you join Pest Control Humor Depot, you instantly have gained 10,000.

Candace (01:05:47.923)
And

Jack (01:06:07.513)
That's right.

Candace (01:06:07.933)
Right.

Bumbu Bee (01:06:17.6)
and

Candace (01:06:18.923)
Absolutely, yes.

Bumbu Bee (01:06:21.428)
You've been a big part of that growth. So again, I appreciate it. Come back. Please come back. Come visit me and Jack again sometime.

Candace (01:06:27.375)
yes, I appreciate you guys too and you know it's part of my life. It's not just a ever-down-in thing. You guys, you're like family to me, you know? So, the fact that you guys reached out and you know...

Jack (01:06:29.284)
yeah, please.

Candace (01:06:55.236)
This... I'm sorry, I'm... My brain is kinda...

Bumbu Bee (01:07:00.672)
It's It's fine. It's yeah, this has been a long chat. so we, you we get it. We get it, honey. So, um, I wanted to real quick before we go is go ahead and pimp our, um, our website, Jack, um, you know, www.tftc.wtf, are going to find every single one of our episodes on that website. And also, um, you know, if you have a chance to go through them, you like what you hear, give us a review.

Jack (01:07:02.521)
No apology needed.

Candace (01:07:06.183)
Yeah.

Bumbu Bee (01:07:26.72)
Um, if it's a, we love our good, we love good reviews. We tolerate bad ones and we find them and we don't delete them immediately. So, um, and so, you know, if you got, if you got a bone to pick with us or you want to, you want to give us some love, you know, just kids click on the review part and, that's, that's www.tftc.com or if I can hold this close enough, go ahead. Oh, dicey.com. Well, you better use the fucking QR code then. Huh? So.

Candace (01:07:32.839)
Yeah.

Jack (01:07:47.161)
WTF dammit. Yes.

Candace (01:07:51.901)
What's this?

Jack (01:07:54.073)
Ha ha ha ha!

Bumbu Bee (01:07:54.336)
Anyway, give that QR code to scan and pop on in and see us there. So, Jack, Candice, it's been a hell of a show. Jack and I are thrilled to be back. We had more fun than human beings are allowed to have, really not, but yeah, we really missed every fucking 12 of you. It used to be 14 until we ran this episode, now it's 12. But on behalf of Candice, on behalf of Jack,

Jack (01:08:07.565)
Most definitely.

Candace (01:08:11.091)
Thank

Jack (01:08:11.351)
Hahaha!

Bumbu Bee (01:08:23.186)
SpanglerArt.com, Pest Control Humor Depot, my favorite group, Pestrogen, the one for the ladies. It's like PCHD, but it smells nicer over there. We want to wish every single one of you to bug off.

Candace (01:08:32.826)
Yeah.

Jack (01:08:38.873)
off.

Candace (01:08:39.985)
Bug off!