Road Snacks 2

PCHD Overlord (00:00.024)
Ding.

Hungry Jack (00:01.477)
God damn I'm hungry! Holy shit, I need a little something else to eat,

PCHD Overlord (00:03.896)
Bye!

Hey, I already took care of business myself.

Hungry Jack (00:09.937)
Well, welcome to Tales from the Crawl Space podcast, another live broadcast episode on YouTube. It's me, your old pal Jack. And across the miles and across the smiles, we have Brad Harvey with his retirement bourbon.

PCHD Overlord (00:23.982)
cost us.

Hello.

Hello everyone and welcome once again. And yes, I am drinking my retirement bourbon. I do buy it in bulk because I am a club shopper. Hell yeah man. I mean, you know, for an additional $10, I can get so much more. And it's like, you know, that's why I always, you know, we always roll up with, you know, like the, you know, the industrial size, 55 gallon drums of, don't know, know, dish soap and stuff like that. And just put one of them little plastic pumps in it.

Hungry Jack (00:39.557)
That's the way to do it, man. Go big or go home.

PCHD Overlord (00:59.118)
And cheese sauce, you can get cheese sauce like that too.

Hungry Jack (00:59.505)
G- G- G-

You can get a five gallon bucket of macaroni and cheese at Costco. You can.

PCHD Overlord (01:06.542)
Yeah, I saw a meme about that. was like, what do you want from there? said, bring me the bucket.

Hungry Jack (01:12.559)
I remember was it back in the back in the eighties or the early nineties, there was a commercial with Chris Rock going five gallons of mayonnaise. That's a lot of fucking mayonnaise, man.

PCHD Overlord (01:21.56)
Yeah, that ain't no lie. So everybody is, if you can't tell already, our topic for tonight is route snacks. Route snacks too. What? You're hungry again? Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's, that seems to be the mantra when you're back when I was a kid and we were traveling and stuff. Everybody, somebody was always wanting to, wanting to snack on something.

Hungry Jack (01:36.037)
You're hungry again?

PCHD Overlord (01:47.23)
Usually my mom would say, if you don't shut the hell up, you're gonna be snacking on my fist.

Hungry Jack (01:52.027)
Like, mom, can we pull over and get something to eat?

PCHD Overlord (01:55.318)
Yeah, so it's a mama hungry. This is shut up

Hungry Jack (01:59.791)
I was little, we'd get McDonald's and it came on the Styrofoam clamshell containers. So what I wouldn't eat, I'd dump the fries in one half of the burger, the other mom would close it up and I'd take it with me on the road. And I'll tell you something about that congealed beef tallow fries that just kind of left a little coating on the inside of your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yummy.

PCHD Overlord (02:05.059)
yeah.

PCHD Overlord (02:20.334)
You know that waxy coating? exactly. But you you were impervious to anything. You could've popped a Carolina Reaper in your mouth and not felt a damn thing.

Hungry Jack (02:33.093)
That's true, that's true, you were completely bulletproof and pervious, that's for sure.

PCHD Overlord (02:38.414)
Yeah, unfortunately as we age our perviousness kind of fades and I can't even look at one of those jumbo swim gyms without getting the greasy shits. You know the kind that leaves that orange ring around the waterline.

Hungry Jack (02:49.649)
The greasy shits, I'm gonna...

Hungry Jack (02:56.505)
yeah, yeah. I'm getting the link to share on the depot here. see. For us being live and it was copying, was repeating your voice there for a second.

PCHD Overlord (03:02.518)
Okay.

PCHD Overlord (03:08.874)
shit that ain't good ain't good nobody wants to hear me more than once

Hungry Jack (03:12.549)
Ha ha ha!

Alright, goddammit, Pest Control, Humor Depot, motherfuckers, here you go.

PCHD Overlord (03:18.552)
That's right, our favorite group by the way. yeah, while Jack is fucking around with that, I wanna take a couple minutes to throw a shout out to fan number one and co-host of the Pestruger podcast, Jenny Wilson. Today is her birthday.

Hungry Jack (03:21.105)
Join us.

Hungry Jack (03:33.058)
yes!

PCHD Overlord (03:37.964)
Yeah, she's young. She has no idea what that's about. But anyway, yeah, happy birthday, Jen. We love you. you know, here's to many more. He grabs his liquor. Happy birthday to you. Birthday dear Jenny Wilson. Happy birthday to you.

Hungry Jack (03:47.261)
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Jenny, happy birthday to you. Roxanne! You don't have to put

PCHD Overlord (04:05.646)
Next time we'll do the Metallica one. Happy birthday to you!

Hungry Jack (04:09.169)
You

Hungry Jack (04:15.129)
Yeah!

PCHD Overlord (04:21.326)
But anyway, yeah, Jim. We love you. Happy birthday You know, hope you enjoy yourself Right. Am I now? yes. Yeah, check it out guys. I got my license to kill hoodie compliments of one Marcus Scruggs Next week Jack Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna take time out of his schedule and come chat with us and kind of let us know exactly what's going on over at discord because me and Jack are too old we don't

Hungry Jack (04:28.091)
You're looking rather smart in that hoodie. Just wanna... Yes.

Hungry Jack (04:41.147)
That's right!

PCHD Overlord (04:51.178)
over there but exactly I want to hide yeah and you know me I'm gonna find out what this is all

Hungry Jack (04:51.373)
Entirely too old for that shit.

PCHD Overlord (04:58.862)
You know, sometimes new technology frightens me, Jack.

Hungry Jack (05:01.521)
That Michael Douglas, that's the only white man ever made me moist.

PCHD Overlord (05:03.278)
That McEldoas make me more of those, know. You ever see that guy commercial for like the chewing gum that had the little crystals and stuff in it? This old woman's like, those flavor crystals frighten me.

Hungry Jack (05:15.675)
Was it with Retson? No, that was Search with Retson. Search with Retson.

PCHD Overlord (05:17.938)
asserts to the which which was to to two minutes in one Yeah, they talked the mint thing the mint rolls it was awesome Mario well studies This tacos tacos and buddy toes the taco flavored kisses

Hungry Jack (05:22.779)
That's docking. You're doing the docking thing. That's when you put your penis. Mario!

Hungry Jack (05:32.315)
people talking in strange languages. Feliz cumpleanos. Tacos.

Hungry Jack (05:42.48)
Heheheheh!

Hungry Jack (05:46.487)
That's what you get when you go down on Jennifer Lopez, taco flavored kisses.

PCHD Overlord (05:51.986)
flavor kisses. So yeah Mario didn't Mario give us a little something something I don't know but if I know

Hungry Jack (05:55.215)
on that pink taco.

Hungry Jack (06:01.901)
Did he? did last week. I'm looking here. I don't see anything from Mr. Mario. No, he did not.

PCHD Overlord (06:10.19)
Mario, okay, you're listening to us now, buddy. Why don't you talk to us? What's favorite route snack?

Hungry Jack (06:16.911)
Yeah. What's your go-to down there in a, down in the Southern Southern hemisphere? What's your go-to on the route? I knew Rodney, Rodney says always got to have a bag of Jack links jerky in the truck. That way I always have a tasty snack and rat bait.

PCHD Overlord (06:19.256)
Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (06:32.782)
Rat mate, exactly. Which is why I always carry the Slim Jims too. But man, those Jack Link's, the Kippard beef snacks, oh those are the bomb, because they're like jerky but thicker, you know. And they're softer too, because you know, my teeth are the best. sometimes trying to snap off a piece of jerky is a bit much. So yeah, the Jack Link's, the Kippard beef steaks, my teriyaki was always my hands down favorite.

Hungry Jack (06:40.741)
Yeah, they are good.

PCHD Overlord (07:03.034)
And Mark, my brother, had one of his in-laws, and I don't remember exactly who it was, was working at the Jack Link's plant. And he would get like big five pound, five, 10 pound cryovac, you know, Kipper beefsteak fuckups. And, oh yeah, that was awesome. And, you know, he'd get them for, you know, they'd think of the employees could buy them for next to nothing. Mark would pick some up. He gave us like half of one. And I was, I was a Kipper beefsteak for some time.

Hungry Jack (07:18.896)
Right.

PCHD Overlord (07:32.172)
Matter of fact, I kind of feel my blood pressure rising up right now just thinking about it. And Mario comes in with, here we have a one hour for lunch per day. What's that? What is a lunch hour? What is this lunch hour he's talking about? The company gives us a daily voucher. What is this thing about a voucher? Which is enough for a good meal in a simple restaurant. It is not customary to eat snacks like those you buy at gas station. Yes.

Hungry Jack (07:32.921)
Wow.

Hungry Jack (07:44.593)
I don't know what that is.

PCHD Overlord (07:59.18)
You know why? Because we don't get a fucking lunch hour,

Hungry Jack (08:02.373)
Right? We got to grab something. But speaking of jerky, there was this gas station down south of in Anne Arundel County when I was working for Schmerlich in Baltimore. And it had the old school big glass jar with the metal tongs in it with the big wide straps of the old school beef jerky. Man, fucking love that stuff.

PCHD Overlord (08:22.222)
Yes, yeah. The kind where it was so long, they had to like cram it in and then put the lid on it and it just kind of bent over. I mean, you could really dig in. If the tongs were missing, no problem. You just take your pinky and just fish one of them fuckers out of there. Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

Hungry Jack (08:29.563)
Yep.

Hungry Jack (08:36.369)
And the thing about jerky is you don't have to refrigerate it. You don't have to reseal the bag because if it gets dried out in the car, it just turns into more jerky. it's, my God, that stuff is, that old school stuff is so good, man. Fucking love that stuff.

PCHD Overlord (08:45.154)
Yeah. Exactly. I can't tell you how much potato jerky I have under my seat.

Hungry Jack (08:53.425)
I don't even want to know. Oh, okay, okay.

PCHD Overlord (08:54.926)
Yeah, french fries. The french fries are all underneath the seat. That's potato jerky right there, man. You find one that don't have a whole lot of hairs and shit on it, you got something, buddy.

Hungry Jack (09:04.689)
that's, yeah, got something you can like pry the lid off of shit with. Them things get fucking solid. Candice is here!

PCHD Overlord (09:08.87)
Exactly. Wow. Alright.

Hungry Jack (09:14.457)
My snack today was Cheeto jalapeno cheddar flavor.

PCHD Overlord (09:17.102)
my God, I love those. I don't know if I can eat them now. look at Mario, Mario's taking pity on us now. Love it. God Mario, we love you to death. But okay, let's get back to the Cheeto jalapeno cheddar flavor. The lady that worked at the office at my beloved Trio Pest Control, Alexis, turned me onto these. This was back when I had a gallbladder.

Hungry Jack (09:21.777)
I'm not much for jalapenos.

PCHD Overlord (09:45.422)
And these were my absolute jam. I would, after that, I would keep a bag in the truck at all times. know, cause sometimes you just got that cheesy spicy crave, you know, and you just pop one of those. Sometimes you go a little bit overboard. Candice, I swear we are the same person, Brad. It's like, yes, we both have the hots for Brandon.

Hungry Jack (09:53.446)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (10:06.405)
Yeah

PCHD Overlord (10:12.182)
So I would, yeah, and I just love those things to death. I haven't had them since my surgery, so I don't know. I may have to just get like one of little, you know, the two-bite bag and try them just to see if I can survive them. God, would, dude, but it's such a good burn, It really is.

Hungry Jack (10:26.309)
Bern going in, Bern coming out.

Hungry Jack (10:31.217)
I never have been much for jalapenos, but do you remember back in the day when Fritos came with that little cardboard round can with the plastic snap-on lid?

I used to get the chili cheese Fritos and my God, my fingers would look like I've finger banged cow that just took a shit and all that brown stuff on my fingers looked like I was digging in my butt, but this.

PCHD Overlord (10:43.586)
I do. Uh-huh. Those, those, those, yeah, chilly, chilly. I got a bag in my, I got a bag in my closet.

PCHD Overlord (10:56.271)
yeah. I remember. Yeah. Yeah. I don't sure exactly. Cause I finger bank cows all the time.

Hungry Jack (11:01.041)
But the chili cheese fritos and fuckers are so good. And the good thing is with that snap lid, it stayed on solid enough that you had to jam on your brakes, it'd go tumbling on the floorboard and it wouldn't spill. So that was the best road food.

PCHD Overlord (11:06.03)
They are.

PCHD Overlord (11:10.016)
Mm-hmm. yeah. Mm-hmm. Exactly. And the cans, I would save the cans and I would take bags and I would refill the cans just for that reason. A, they stay fresh and cheese bags. two, if you do, if somebody break checks you and that goes flying, you're fine. Unless you gotta make sure you put the lid on, because sometimes you are in the middle of a nosh sesh.

Hungry Jack (11:20.239)
Yeah. Yep.

Hungry Jack (11:37.305)
A snack, a snack.

PCHD Overlord (11:39.374)
snacky snack and then all of a sudden, boom, you got fucking Fritos flying everywhere. And you're trying to catch them while you're trying to keep from dying because you don't want them hitting that nasty floor, especially on Friday, because on floorboard Friday, you're never going to find those Cheetos. But yeah, those were awesome. And the planters cheese balls too. Yeah, I mean, they had just the right amount of oil and cheesiness.

Hungry Jack (11:52.633)
No, no.

Hungry Jack (12:01.6)
yeah, yeah.

PCHD Overlord (12:08.878)
In fact, I think in our last episode about just trucking around, I was talking about that little layer of cheese that forms on the back of the, you know, like when you're putting your arm right there and you're driving around and you've just had a snack sesh and you put your arm right there and the cheese just kind of accumulates over the years and you can get like a good snack. Sometimes, maybe even just kind of pick it off, you know?

Hungry Jack (12:35.985)
It's almost like a cheese pringle after a while.

PCHD Overlord (12:39.254)
It is. Yeah. Yeah. If you got your box cutter blade or something, just saw that sucker right off.

Hungry Jack (12:44.849)
Tyler says happy Friday and Candice said it's not even super spicy. I'm a wimp when it comes to spicy. My kids call me the typical white girl.

PCHD Overlord (12:56.728)
Typical white girl. Number one fan has arrived. There's the birthday girl. What's up, girl? Mwah! man. Okay, so.

Hungry Jack (13:01.049)
Happy birthday, Jenny.

The cheese balls, cheese balls remind me of a joke. Brad, Brad went to the doctor and said, doc, my penis is orange. I can't figure out what's going on. The doc goes, well, let's look into your diet. What do you have for breakfast? He goes, well, I scrambled eggs and toast. No big deal. goes, okay. What would you have? What do you use that for dinner? goes, well, I do chicken and rice. I got, I'm watching my health and everything. He goes, well, what'd you do last week? And he goes, well,

PCHD Overlord (13:11.184)
let's hear it.

PCHD Overlord (13:33.07)
Yeah, it sounds exactly like me.

Hungry Jack (13:34.767)
He goes, well, wife went out of town last week and she was dog sitting. So I got myself a six pack and a big bag of Cheetos and watched some porn.

PCHD Overlord (13:42.718)
Hehehehehe

Hungry Jack (13:45.701)
That's why his penis was orange!

PCHD Overlord (13:48.494)
you're welcome, Derry. Yeah, the cheese the cheese daughter says thank you for the birthday wishes. She got a lot of love on on PCHD today Jack. Yeah, so that's awesome. So, you know, I hope your birthday is everything you hoped it would be. Alright, so we got some we got we had some people actually actually pipe in and yeah, so.

Hungry Jack (13:59.535)
Yes, you did.

Hungry Jack (14:14.257)
You sure did. I think our guest here's a headset one in, our guest Tyler.

PCHD Overlord (14:19.608)
Tyler, I believe you did. You got that?

Hungry Jack (14:21.541)
He goes, yeah, he goes, Jack, got a guilty pleasure food when I'm near one. It's the hard tacos at Del Taco. I think the problem is the nearest Del Taco to me is about an hour away. Surprisingly, I don't get the gastro World War II that Taco Bell surely provides from their high quality food selection. Other than that, I like to keep on hand, thanks to Brad, is that damn cheese in a can with the chicken crackers, like chicken and a biscuit crackers. fucking love those. In the bag.

PCHD Overlord (14:47.256)
Chicken and a biscuit and cheese and aerosol cheese, man. God.

Hungry Jack (14:51.279)
and the bag of jerky to go with it. Sweet Baby Ray's makes good garlic jerky. It stands as a favorite you can pick up at Walmart and sometimes gas stations.

PCHD Overlord (15:00.814)
I'm sorry sweet baby rays. That's the only thing they make good because I cannot stand their fucking barbecue sauce. Am not a fan of their barbecue sauce. I am old. you know what? I will sometimes but I'll tell you what there is nothing better. I'm sorry I'm gonna boomer myself big time here, but the Open pit original. I mean it is the best base

Hungry Jack (15:06.755)
I don't like barbecue sauce either.

I make my own.

PCHD Overlord (15:26.114)
base sauce, you know, if you want to take, you take that, you want to embellish it and, and, make it your own. It's a great starter. but sometimes I'll just, I'll just, I'll just use that shit straight. You know, it's great on a piece of chicken grill or pork chop or something like that. you know, when I make my ribs, Casey style, I will, I will use that. you know, in, in, in the, in the, braised and, yeah, it's, it's awesome stuff. And you know, it's.

Hungry Jack (15:34.33)
Right. Right.

PCHD Overlord (15:53.93)
some of cheapest shit out there. You can get knockoffs, store brands and stuff that's similar too.

Hungry Jack (15:59.695)
get the Jack Daniel's old number seven barbecue sauce but my determining factor for barbecue sauce is either it has no tomato in it whatsoever or it's so far down the list of ingredients it's almost negligible because I don't like tomato in my barbecue sauce at all. No, no, no, well I do love some Carolina pork barbecue with the vinegar but I'm

PCHD Overlord (16:02.732)
That is good sauce.

PCHD Overlord (16:20.11)
Are you one of those vinegar guys?

Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (16:26.521)
I'll make my barbecue sauce with some spices, molasses and apple butter. So you get a nice little smoky sweet burn to it. Little bit of, little bit of white pepper for some bite. Little bit of juice from the garlic. yeah. But if I have to buy it by the bottle, I do the Jack Daniel's old number seven.

PCHD Overlord (16:32.802)
Now, that's good. Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (16:49.378)
Man, I am BBQ baiting over here, man. This making me want to fuck a barbecue. It's gonna be in the 80s tomorrow. But then the shit's gonna hit the fan. We're gonna get some bad storms this weekend, of course. Welcome to spring in the Midwest. And so my barbecuing will probably not. Actually, Jack, to be honest with you, this weekend I am going to cook a Virginia ham that someone that's so close and loved.

Hungry Jack (16:54.787)
It is.

Hungry Jack (17:03.717)
Yeah.

Hungry Jack (17:16.977)
PCHD Overlord (17:19.246)
by me gave me for Christmas. so yeah, thanks Jack. But, oh I will, I will, I will. I figured I better get on it because you know, it does have a use by date. yeah, I'll get it for Christmas. Oh that was an adventure in its own self. You know, trying to get that fucker, that thing sat in the warehouse. It felt like the Ark of the Covenant and Raiders of the Lost Ark. It did, it did, it tried to get away but.

Hungry Jack (17:22.224)
Nice.

Let me know how it turns out, man.

Hungry Jack (17:38.062)
my God, that thing went.

Hungry Jack (17:45.295)
It tried escaping the box.

PCHD Overlord (17:49.016)
Couldn't get away from Brad, hell no. So yeah, good old vagina ham.

Hungry Jack (17:50.385)
Candace said that Jack Tangle's barbecue is the only one they use and Sweet Baby Ray's reminds her of Zuckerberg now.

PCHD Overlord (18:02.04)
Zuckerberg huh? Yeah, I never did like sweet baby race. Ellen, my bride will buy it on occasion when it's on sale and I'll just work it. I'll work it to death until it actually tastes decent. But it was only $2 a jar.

Hungry Jack (18:05.243)
Get zucked.

Hungry Jack (18:22.297)
Yeah, it's not my bag, baby.

Well, can appreciate that. you know, what I used to get, famous daves had this stuff called Georgia mustard.

PCHD Overlord (18:28.482)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (18:34.274)
That's good shit.

Hungry Jack (18:35.779)
And, when I'd watch the Daytona 500, I'd make a big, huge pan of, drumsticks and I'd, I'd, I'd broil them, but I'd dip them all in Georgia mustard before I put them in the broiler and let that stuff cook in. Man, them things are so fucking good. And I can't find that Georgia mustard anymore. I can't find it. What the hell.

PCHD Overlord (18:42.072)
Mm-mm.

PCHD Overlord (18:53.23)
Definitely. Yeah, huh? That's that I had I had I had a recipe for for a good mustard a good mustard sauce and damn if I can't find it Kinders kinders makes some pretty good sauces Yeah, if you ever if you ever run into kinders, that's that you know, I you know, take your pick. Yeah, they're all they're all good as fuck But anyway, so Brian Lamoff, which is French for the moth. this is an entry he goes

Hungry Jack (19:07.055)
Okay.

PCHD Overlord (19:22.894)
He goes, I have a guilty pleasure while at work. I'm addicted to McDonald's fries and make sure I get large fry daily with a large coke. Hey, that's some commitment. Unfortunately, my stomach does not like that combo every day and IBS sets in. Now he's starting to talk our language. Thank God I service a lot of vacant apartment units and keep toilet paper in the truck.

Hungry Jack (19:40.228)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (19:46.38)
Although on Wednesdays I look forward to using toilets at one particular complex as they installed bidets in the units. Butt spray!

Hungry Jack (19:53.329)
Get a little tickle on the donut.

PCHD Overlord (19:57.006)
That's right. You had me at bidet.

Hungry Jack (20:03.793)
I just gotta push my penis around in my butthole and pee. It's only thing, I don't have a bidet. I gotta do it myself.

PCHD Overlord (20:08.45)
Mmm. There you go. That's one of my favorite. One of my favorite jokes from back in the day is a guy goes in the guy. There's this guy that visits Japan and he goes into it goes into one of the toilet, you know, the restrooms and he looks and there's like these these four buttons and and and so he knows they have an attendant there and he's asking the attendant about it. He goes all in Japan. The the toilets are much different than they are in the United States. We do have four buttons.

Hungry Jack (20:34.437)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (20:35.63)
You must only touch the first three and do not touch the fourth one and And then so he goes okay, very good. So he goes in he sits down he completes the transaction and he's looking at the buttons and One of the buttons is marked WW the other is marked WA The third one is marked PP and then the fourth one is marked ITR So he goes, okay, so we'll hit the first one

WW, warm water shoots up and rinses off his, his, his puckered, you know, his chocolate starfish really nicely. And he goes, okay, that was good. Good deal. So he hits, he hits the WA warm air comes up and dries his butthole ever so nicely. So everything is nice and tidy. He goes, okay, terrific. Then he, then he hits the PP. This little powder puff comes up much like a pooncy and poots, poots, poots.

Hungry Jack (21:14.587)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (21:23.311)
Nice.

Hungry Jack (21:32.313)
Okay.

PCHD Overlord (21:34.862)
poons poons, gets him nice and powdered and everything and he's just, this is just so good. He goes, I can't see why I wouldn't hit that fourth button, because it's gotta be really something. So he hits that fourth button and that's the last thing he remembers. He wakes up in the hospital and when he wakes up, he looks over on the nightstand and there's a card, a get well card. He grabs it and it's from the attendant and he goes, good sir, I hope you get well soon.

Hungry Jack (21:49.592)
Ha ha!

PCHD Overlord (22:04.246)
I told you not to push the button. That ITR stands for Instant Tampon Remover and your dick is under your pillow.

Hungry Jack (22:12.081)
ow, ow. I just thought like it would rip out your taint, but you know.

PCHD Overlord (22:14.734)
No. tank just instant tank anchor. ITY. Mario's like, man, we have this joke here too.

Hungry Jack (22:22.801)
More!

Hungry Jack (22:27.121)
You know, no one ever figured out what the three seashells were on a demolition man. Do remember the movie, Demolition Man, with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes? He was put in suspended animation as punishment. He was a cop that got in trouble and they froze him. And this one guy got out of suspended animation, Wesley Snipes, a bad guy, and got loose in the future.

PCHD Overlord (22:33.049)
yeah? Fuck no, I didn't see it, I never saw it.

Hungry Jack (22:56.785)
and every restaurant is Taco Bell. The most popular music is old 70s, 80s, and 90s commercial jingles. That's the popular music. And the bathroom, there is no toilet paper. There's three seashells. And they never explained in the movie how to use the three seashells. But if you cuss, this little ticket will pop out of this little thing on the wall and you'll get a fine. So, so,

PCHD Overlord (23:12.07)
huh. Huh.

PCHD Overlord (23:22.062)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (23:25.537)
So Sylvester Stallone, not knowing how to use three seashells, went on this tirade of cussing to keep spitting out these little tickets receipts so he'd have something to his ass with.

PCHD Overlord (23:34.99)
You wipe his ass with him? I love it. Okay, yep. All right, I'm writing it down right now. All right, very good.

Hungry Jack (23:40.271)
Demolition man, you gotta see that.

Hungry Jack (23:48.857)
And Sandra, Sandra Buttocks is in it.

PCHD Overlord (23:52.184)
Sandra Buth Hawks. Yeah, Jen's goes, I like money.

Hungry Jack (23:53.201)
Sinra Botox is in it.

Hungry Jack (23:58.341)
Money, money, money,

PCHD Overlord (23:59.852)
Get that money. She's out there getting that money right now, thanks. Okay, man, what you got? We all work too damn hard. My good buddy, Josh Talbert, cheese bag number two, said, one of the best road snacks has got to be trail mix. And I have to agree with that. It can be eaten without losing focus and makes little to no mess. Also the hot.

Hungry Jack (24:05.969)
girl works too damn hard.

Hungry Jack (24:11.185)
No I don't.

Hungry Jack (24:20.239)
Yeah? Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (24:27.672)
pocket style pizza stuffers from Speedway. I did have one of those a couple months ago and yeah, those are good. He goes, one hand food is superior for driving. Can we argue with that? No.

Hungry Jack (24:41.905)
7-eleven taquitos, I like the beef and cheese 7-eleven taquitos. Those things are good. Yeah, same things.

PCHD Overlord (24:50.158)
The tornadoes, those, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a little rolled up things with the mystery, the meat of mystery in that.

Hungry Jack (24:59.589)
But you know what? beats though, right? Absolutely nothing beats a slice of Casey's pizza.

PCHD Overlord (25:04.422)
I know, I knew you were gonna bring up Casey's Pizza and I gotta agree with you, cause Jack, this guy over here is the guy that turned me on to Casey's Pizza and I loved it because it is made for the road. Casey's has the sauce, it doesn't have a lot of sauce on it, but the sauce on there is so rich, so flavorful, such a concentrated tomato flavor.

And but it's not all saucy. So we're getting it all spilling on your lap and on your shirt and everything. It stays put on the pizza. You can eat it and you're on the road and you don't have all kinds of it. You may get a little bit of the cornmeal crumbs and stuff like that, but those those brush off those brush off easily. That's right. But you know, Speedway pizzas are a little saucy, but not too bad. But but Casey's has got a dialed in. They really do matter of fact.

Hungry Jack (25:33.444)
Right, right.

Hungry Jack (25:44.049)
Alright.

Hungry Jack (25:57.563)
Yeah, man.

PCHD Overlord (25:59.394)
The first time Jack came down, came out here to Indiana, he was having a serious hard on for some Casey's Pizza. He actually got it, so I was glad that that happened for him. man, I tell you.

Hungry Jack (26:06.319)
Yes I was.

Hungry Jack (26:12.593)
I saw that sign on the exit, my ass crossed three lanes to get to the exit, to get up and get that shit. It was about a mile off the highway, south of the highway, but I was like, fuck, I'm gonna get this shit. I need me some cases of pizza. Oh, so good. Masturbatory good.

PCHD Overlord (26:16.13)
Yeah

PCHD Overlord (26:22.414)
Mm-hmm.

shit yeah, man. Shit yeah.

Hungry Jack (26:32.098)
Rib one off after eating.

PCHD Overlord (26:33.187)
God.

So anyway, we got another one here from our good buddy, Rodney, not only did he talk about his Jack legs, but he also mentioned that sometimes he does take a Ziploc bag of cold chicken wings, because he is a simple kind of man. Simple.

Hungry Jack (26:37.648)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (26:55.153)
Fried chicken is good cold, so you can totally pull that off.

PCHD Overlord (26:58.638)
You know what? I can, can, can nash on some, some fried chicken, you know, cold, hot, whatever. Fried chicken, I love fried chicken. You know, but you know, it's gotta be certain fried chicken, cause some fried chicken, it just tastes like, you know, absolute ass. you know, Jenny, Jenny also brought back, bringing everything back to Jenny again. She got, looked like she got her a nice little tip a couple of days ago of some sort of ice cream.

Hungry Jack (27:07.397)
Yeah, yeah.

PCHD Overlord (27:26.574)
And I was looking at it when she sent the picture and it just looked really tasty and chocolatey and huge. But then I was reading down and it said reduced something. So that's either reduced sugar, reduced fat. And I was like, yeah, I think I'm gonna pass on that.

Hungry Jack (27:43.761)
Do you remember the chips with reduced fat that had that Olestra, the fat blocker in it? They made potato chips in the 90s. And the warning on the back of the bag in little tiny letters was, may cause gas with oily discharge, increased bowel movements, an urgent need to have them, and an inability to control them. That means you were gonna bust ass at.

PCHD Overlord (27:49.998)
Uh huh, I do. Yeah, wow chips. They were called wow chips.

PCHD Overlord (28:00.408)
Uh-huh.

PCHD Overlord (28:09.991)
huh.

Hungry Jack (28:10.383)
with no warning and completely shizzle your pants while eating potato chips.

PCHD Overlord (28:16.046)
The funny thing, that never happened to me because I used to eat those wild chips quite a bit and then all of sudden they disappeared. So I was like, it didn't bother me. My wife, definitely, they affected her. But yeah, I was good. I was on the road, not a problem. But yeah, it was quite a delicious one. Nicholas Savasta said he's on the cat food diet.

Whatever that means.

Hungry Jack (28:46.309)
Well, pet food in the United States has to be capable of being consumed by humans, specifically because of the economy sucking so bad and poor people can't afford food, they eat cat food. So FDA actually mandates that pet food has to be able to be consumed by humans.

PCHD Overlord (28:52.707)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (29:04.13)
I don't understand that because I see this canned cat food and it's more expensive than human food.

Hungry Jack (29:10.061)
It is, it is, but you can usually find that at like the, what do we call it? Like the food banks and stuff. can get extra cans of, cause I got two dogs. So you get like a couple of cans of Alpo Extra, which will like get you through to the end of the week. Cause speaking of which I had corned beef hash for dinner, which is damn near the same thing.

PCHD Overlord (29:22.69)
Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (29:28.694)
Yeah, corned beef hash or the potted meat food product.

Hungry Jack (29:31.185)
It's like dog food.

Think it's got some beckers in it. Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (29:36.332)
Yeah, I got it. I'm I say dad say they got the lips and peckers in it. Yeah, I'm not saying things like that. You're just a boy It is a bit loud Yeah, man so I Jack you mentioned to me what you were drinking Tonight and I kind of forgot what you got. What are you sucking on there?

Hungry Jack (29:40.497)
Thank

I think I see one right there. I fucking love that movie. Sling blade.

Hungry Jack (30:02.905)
I am drinking some Tropicana Zero Lemonade, which is actually pretty good, with some Luxusova Russian Potato Vodka in it. So vodka and lemonade.

PCHD Overlord (30:07.607)
Uh-huh.

That's right. He's getting it. He's potato. It's a vegetable. It's

Hungry Jack (30:16.529)
That's right, it's zero sugar with vegetables, so it's a total health drink.

PCHD Overlord (30:19.766)
Mm-hmm. Yeah. And I'm having a, we talked about it earlier. I'm having my retirement bourbon, my good old Evan Williams bottled and bonned and I'm drinking the glass I have with dinner. But if I wasn't having my glass with dinner, I would be drinking that out of the one and only Tony Spangler Tumbler. look, we're Tumbler twins. Twinsies, I love it.

Hungry Jack (30:39.931)
Twinsies, twinsies.

PCHD Overlord (30:45.026)
So let me tell you a little bit about the Tony Spangler Tomler from spanglerite.com. The construction of this thing is brutally solid. I mean, I could kill a man with this, but I opt not to because I'm a nice guy. The graphics would also kill them. It would dazzle them to death. I mean, the graphics are so sharp. And if I had a better computer camera, would have done. And as Jack is demonstrating, the rubber bottom makes things very steady.

Hungry Jack (31:11.185)
Cheers.

PCHD Overlord (31:14.378)
And it is so lickable. Yes, yum-o. always remember that you can always keep everything cold. That's supposed to be cold and hot, that's supposed to be hot. And the designs are limitless. Not only do we have this one with the PCHD, our favorite group logo, we've got that handsome mofo there, and we've got this handsome mofo there.

Hungry Jack (31:14.417)
it does.

Hmm.

Hungry Jack (31:27.035)
That's true.

Hungry Jack (31:35.409)
That's right.

Hungry Jack (31:40.357)
That's right.

PCHD Overlord (31:41.228)
Yeah, if you take a look, you'll notice Jack's goatee is a tad shorter today.

Hungry Jack (31:47.279)
I am Freshly Sean, the goatee of greatness.

PCHD Overlord (31:48.642)
That's right. Yes, the goatee of greatness, the beard of knowledge has become the goatee of greatness for you. they come in so many different designs. We've got a couple right here. We've got the one that, here's me driving around shirtless, as you can see. We've got the, yes, the nipple tumbler. It's one of a kind. I've got the bird going there. And yeah, I was driving around in support of a cheese bag that got

Hungry Jack (32:05.442)
the nipple. Yeah. Look at that, baby.

PCHD Overlord (32:17.974)
You know that had to take got gigged by some other cheese bag. So, you know, which does not fucking fly by the way not on my group and of course Jack How could we how could we leave her out? That's right. There she is That's right. god. she's looking away to avert your eyes Paula. He's busy So anyway, yes, the limited edition Paula Benedict tumblr

Hungry Jack (32:19.877)
gigged.

Hungry Jack (32:31.237)
Yes, sir. I know what's coming. I know it's coming. Now I'm coming.

PCHD Overlord (32:47.382)
I mean, there's a, God, I love this chick. She is on here. Look at the graphics on that.

Hungry Jack (32:54.417)
many of those are in the wild? I know I have one, you have one in three.

PCHD Overlord (32:57.624)
There are three. Yes, you have one, I have one, and JDubb has one. So, yeah, absolutely. so yeah, these are no longer in circulation. This has already been added to my estate in case of my timely demise of a certain person that's getting it. I'm not going to say who it is, but they're gonna get it. But anyway, Paula does have the rubber bottom, so we do like to rubber bottom.

Hungry Jack (33:03.567)
Okay, that's right.

Hungry Jack (33:27.173)
button.

PCHD Overlord (33:27.25)
And so yeah, absolutely, this is absolutely the genuine article. And of course, what Tony Spangler Tumblr from Sangler.com would be complete without.

Jack, let's go for it.

Hungry Jack (33:42.501)
The stainless steel circular grain urethral sounding rod. That's right. Sharp it on the edge to get any detritus out of the middle of your penis. Bent on the other end just in case you have Peyronie's disease. You can use it as a mortar launcher for your load and also will cure erectile dysfunction if you leave it in during a happy fun time.

PCHD Overlord (33:58.926)
you

Hungry Jack (34:06.287)
That's right.

PCHD Overlord (34:06.604)
Also, also works good on those deep, those deep transport micron boogers that you get during bed bug jobs. So thanks for that, Jack. So if you are looking for the perfect vessel for your beverage to keep it, keep that hot beverage hot, that cold beverage cold. If you want to make sure that you're going to be somebody with the stunning graphics and of course the medical issue as well. This will save you so much on your healthcare insurance, you will not believe it.

Hungry Jack (34:13.307)
That's right. That's right.

PCHD Overlord (34:36.11)
So you can only get this in one place. You've got the road, you reach for the stone, steal, you re-throw sounding rods, ding!

Hungry Jack (34:42.201)
still urethral sounding ron bing and kandace is right i have two limited edition tumblers yes i do

PCHD Overlord (34:52.974)
Yes he does. The Painis Tumbler. The Painis Tumbler. Yep. So thanks again Tony Spangler from SpanglerArt.com. And there we go. All right. I think I might put my things back to normal. JT. JT is the guy that does our intros. He's also the guy that does the Tony Spangler Tumbler jingle. And he is for hire, Jack. Tell him about it.

Hungry Jack (34:55.664)
The pain is done.

Hungry Jack (35:10.491)
Yes.

Hungry Jack (35:22.511)
He is, JT Story actually has a page on Facebook and I'm gonna double check it now. I believe it's called JT Story VO as in voiceovers. Let me double check just to make sure I'm right. So I don't wanna tell you the wrong thing here. It's JT Story VO on Facebook. You can contact him and get jingles, songs, podcast intros, you name it, he can do it. He's done intros for shit that goes on in our heads.

He's done it for Pastor Jen. He does all of our custom intros. He is in high demand. So get your request in and he'll make sure he takes care of

PCHD Overlord (36:01.666)
And that's right, ladies and he's single.

Hungry Jack (36:04.005)
That's right. JTStoryVO on Facebook is his page. JTStoryVO.

PCHD Overlord (36:08.256)
Mm-hmm, absolutely. So yeah, yeah, give him check. He's also available, if some of you owner operators are looking for somebody to do a voiceover for your ads, for your company, that's your man. He is your man.

Hungry Jack (36:19.95)
yeah.

Hungry Jack (36:23.301)
He can do all different kinds of accents. You remember the first time I came out to Indiana, he did that Russian accent.

PCHD Overlord (36:28.942)
That is probably one of the top three favorite intros that he did. The one for the PCH debunker. was awesome. We're gonna have to play that again one of these days. Just because. In fact, I do have a new, there is a new PCH debunker now. Jack wanted maybe one of these days, you and I can record a show from there. And yeah.

Hungry Jack (36:37.905)
The Russian propaganda music in the background, I love that one.

Hungry Jack (36:46.939)
That's my favorite shit.

Hungry Jack (36:57.409)
yeah!

Hell yeah, speaking of the bunker, how's Ween the Merciful holding up?

PCHD Overlord (37:05.986)
He's doing good. Season is upon us and it is, you he's, I think the team's in place now that I'm back. No, gotta say, gotta say, got us a good, a good front office lady. My buddy Aaron Smith, AKA Gribble just passed his wood destroying insect license exam today. So yeah, Aaron Gribble.

Hungry Jack (37:16.251)
Good, good.

Hungry Jack (37:30.789)
Nice, nice, congratulations.

PCHD Overlord (37:34.286)
Thank you very much, congratulations. So he's gonna be able to do termite work and do inspections and things like that. of frees, you frees, you know, kind of, kind of evens the load now. So, know, yeah, the team's in place. We're ready for season 2025 and we're looking forward to it. Bill is doing good. He's, you know, his leg is all healed up and he's looking forward to, you know, starting to grow the business. And I was...

Hungry Jack (37:40.593)
Fantastic.

PCHD Overlord (38:03.67)
I was recently gifted a promotion that I'm, he calls it a service manager, but basically I'm in charge of everything outside of the, out from under the roof of the branch. And then that's gonna free Bill up to help grow us. hopefully we can get some more people on and just actually become one of the bigger small companies.

Hungry Jack (38:10.469)
Mmm.

Hungry Jack (38:22.427)
Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (38:31.362)
guess I guess it'd be the best way to put it. So, so, you know, so keep you know, keep us in your thoughts and prayers that you know, while we go through this transition and hopefully we can get saying we can make things happen for the for the folks in central Indiana. Make it happen. All right, Jack, I've got a special one here for us. You know, again, the subject of tonight is route snacks. And we have we have a gentleman here that has a very, let's just say specialized.

Hungry Jack (38:33.241)
Onward and upward, man. Onward and upward.

Hungry Jack (38:45.185)
Make it happen, Captain.

Hungry Jack (38:52.044)
Hungry Jack (38:56.421)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (39:02.03)
and he wanted us to let us know about it. So let's go over what he's got. This is his menu for his usual day on the route. Russell has the souls of the vanquished, the tears of the unavenged and the spirits of the broken, along with my trusty five pound bag of gummy bears that I leave in my truck in the Southeast Texas heat.

Hungry Jack (39:14.001)
Okay.

PCHD Overlord (39:31.884)
so I can consume their apocryphal flesh after it's been congealed into an unholy obelisk of pain. Their hundreds of individual screams combined into one harmonious cacophony and the litany of pain and suffering. Also, I'm a sucker for freeze-dried skittles. Holy shit, those are good.

God that guy is all man So yeah Russell tell me how I did will you buddy because I've been practicing that shit for most of the week

Hungry Jack (40:12.817)
He'll have to reach climax first before he can start typing, because I'm sure he's probably touching himself.

PCHD Overlord (40:16.568)
I don't think, yeah, and then he's gonna have to wipe off his keyboard and everything. So yeah, it's gonna be a minute before I hear anything from him, I guess. But good Lord, my friend, thank you very much for that. I did? I was hoping. Yeah, your approval means everything to me, my man. I can't wait to hear it on the playback.

Hungry Jack (40:28.36)
my god. You did a good job. You did a very good, you did good.

Hungry Jack (40:43.461)
Now, for route snacks for me, like when I'd pack lunch, I'd get those Carl Buddig packs of lunch meat, the Carl Buddig. But the problem is that they put so little in each thing, like each packet was like one sandwich.

PCHD Overlord (40:43.47)
shit.

PCHD Overlord (40:54.636)
Yep, I remember.

PCHD Overlord (41:02.584)
Well, see, that's the thing, you know.

Hungry Jack (41:05.073)
but they're like 89 cents a pack. So still, but I'd get so fucking hungry like halfway through the morning I will have already eaten the sandwich. So I didn't happen to buy something anyways half like the next third of the day as it went through. So I did like the, that beef was in a pinch. You can make good cream chip beef with that Carl but it'd be.

PCHD Overlord (41:15.948)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (41:27.534)
Yeah, in fact, Ellen makes a great, my bride makes a great dip with that, or like a cheese ball type thing. You can take and mince it up and mix it down with some cream cheese and some other spices and stuff like that. I remember back when I was managing the Scarlet Letter, we'd always go out for a Christmas dinner and they said, well, we're not paying for liquor.

Hungry Jack (41:38.316)
okay, wow.

PCHD Overlord (41:55.95)
and said, well, I'm not fucking paying a bar tab either, so we're gonna pregame at Brad's house. so I'd have the crew, I'd have the squad from the Scarlet Letter over at my house, we'd get a good buzz on and then we'd haul ass to a restaurant. And she made that one time and one of the techs, Mike Baldwin, like stood or sat in our kitchen at the table with that cheese ball and guarded it with his life.

Hungry Jack (42:00.441)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (42:09.083)
Right?

Hungry Jack (42:23.025)
Hahaha

PCHD Overlord (42:23.406)
And he was just like, give me a guy. He was working that son of a bitch. was like, know, Mike's the old big nasty, he's a big dude. And you know, I knew he wasn't gonna, nothing could ruin this man's appetite. So it was like, but man, was like, I was just like, I was like trying to get, I was, I wanted some myself, you know, I was like trying to reach in on that. And I was, I was kind of scared. I'm like, am I gonna lose a finger? You know, was like, you know, am I gonna walk over this cheese ball and limp back? I don't know.

Hungry Jack (42:45.509)
You might lose a finger.

PCHD Overlord (42:53.144)
But yeah, is a, my God. huh, yeah. But yeah, Carl Butto meats are the best because you can take that, you can take that pack and it does, you're right. It's enough for about one sandwich. You could take it with you in the packet and you tear that sucker open when you want it and it's gonna be fresh. It's gonna be tasty. It's gonna be more and it's just gonna be delicious. I just get me so more.

Hungry Jack (42:56.337)
That does sound good though. That does sound really good.

Hungry Jack (43:19.193)
moist. It's gonna be moist.

PCHD Overlord (43:22.88)
I used to get so warsome.

Hungry Jack (43:25.197)
And having the old cheesy, like the old cheesy igloo cooler with like little tilt off lid on it, the things don't keep things cold very long at all. And in the summer, your little ice block thing, the little blue ice block thing would sweat all over your food. So you really couldn't take too many sandwiches with mayonnaise on them during the summer because it would turn clear and nasty. So I was a Carl Butting beef or ham.

PCHD Overlord (43:35.564)
Uh-huh.

PCHD Overlord (43:40.259)
Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (43:46.882)
Right.

Hungry Jack (43:54.469)
with mustard, because mustard wouldn't go bad.

PCHD Overlord (43:56.27)
Mustard's great. It's a good preservative.

Hungry Jack (44:02.641)
And you don't have to refrigerate it by the way, just so you know. Because a lot of sip their mustard in the refrigerator. Not necessary, it's got enough vinegar in it.

PCHD Overlord (44:05.795)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (44:10.05)
That's right, exactly. Yeah, if you want something to stay good, you put that mustard on there and it'll help keep things fresh for you too.

Hungry Jack (44:16.933)
That's right. Jen's talking about a foursome.

PCHD Overlord (44:19.312)
my goodness. So I'm about to force him. Where the hell? There I am scrolling back to the chat. What the hell I miss?

Hungry Jack (44:24.325)
shit.

Hungry Jack (44:30.153)
I was driving so I couldn't add when you said it. I didn't even fucking notice that Brad. Maybe that's why I shit fucked my stomach up.

PCHD Overlord (44:38.286)
because it was reduced calorie or reduced sugar or something like that yeah yeah I notice everything well yeah I'm gonna read something before I eat it because I don't want to just I'm not that kind of guy

Hungry Jack (44:40.598)
yeah.

Hungry Jack (44:50.191)
Jen, did it give you the hot sloppy ploppies? The hot sloppy ploppies.

PCHD Overlord (44:52.558)
The slappy plop is.

God, and Candice comes in with mustard is the superior condiment. Absolutely. Yeah, I mean, and there's so many kinds of mustard. It's beautiful. Mustard is a beautiful thing. It's a gift from God himself, itself, herself, whatever the fuck self. And yeah, it is. It's like there's horseradish mustard. There's honey mustard. There's spicy mustard. There is grainy mustard. There is hot spicy honey grainy mustard.

Hungry Jack (45:00.099)
It is.

Hungry Jack (45:13.285)
But, I love that.

PCHD Overlord (45:25.89)
Tartar control mustard, menthol mustard.

Hungry Jack (45:28.675)
there's the Dollar Tree bottle of the regular yellow mustard that is almost indistinguishable from French's. So in a pinch, yeah, Plochmann's is good too, but in a pinch, I've gone Dollar Tree mustard.

PCHD Overlord (45:35.16)
French's and or Pluckman's.

PCHD Overlord (45:43.414)
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's great. We probably have six different kinds of mustards in our refrigerator right now. And I know you don't have to refrigerate mustard, but we do it anyway. Don't judge us. But yeah, I mean, and there's this one called Engelhofer, which is a sweet hot mustard, and that's really good on some wieners. And you've heard me talk about my beloved Benton's Country Ham out in Madisonville, Tennessee. They sell the Fisher's hot dogs.

Hungry Jack (45:51.473)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (45:56.197)
Hahaha

Hungry Jack (46:02.022)
I'm from here.

PCHD Overlord (46:13.598)
And I know I get Fisher's Hot Dogs other places, but we always buy them there because we're there, we're on a meat run, you know, get them there. yeah, those are good. Any type of, Engelhofer is really good on those. know, Gouldens, Spicy Brown, always a tasty treat. And yeah, you can't, but I'll be honest with you, Jack, the regular basic yellow mustard is my least favorite of the mustards. You know, I mean.

Hungry Jack (46:16.837)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (46:40.037)
could see that. For bratwurst and hot dogs, I do like horseradish mustard.

PCHD Overlord (46:45.708)
Yep, yep, horse mashed mustard. And nothing's better if you got some fried mushrooms and taking some Dijon mustard and throwing a little bit of honey in it. Yep, Dijon, excuse me, do you have any grapefruit? Both of course.

Hungry Jack (46:55.185)
Dijon. Is it? Do you have any gravy or pod? I've got some curls. Yummy.

PCHD Overlord (47:05.235)
so let's see. What else we got here, Jax?

Hungry Jack (47:11.345)
I don't have any, I don't have anything. You already mentioned this stuff on the Facebook post. I was going to say, I used to get a, find them on sale. They're like the little five pack boxes of Slim Jim's. And I'd buy that shit at them when they were on sale. Like on the clearance track when they're almost expired. I didn't think those things expired. I thought they lasted forever like Twinkies do. But,

PCHD Overlord (47:24.334)
Uh-huh.

Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (47:31.886)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (47:35.715)
I'd get a shitload of them and just keep them in the truck because when you're starving and you ain't got no money and you got nothing to eat and you've done dug through all your ashtray change, Slim Jim's do help get you through the day.

PCHD Overlord (47:43.808)
huh.

PCHD Overlord (47:47.854)
They do. They will get you, they will get you passed over that hump, you know, at least until you can get home to your own refrigerator and get, and get you something in there. Um, Jack, we've talked about a lot of savory stuff, um, but not, not, not a whole lot in the sweet department. Now know, I know that you, you don't, you're not a big sweet guy because you know, because you do have, you do have a, you know, Wilford Brimleyitis and, um, got the diabetes and, so, you know, but yeah, there's sometimes you just got to satisfy that sweet tooth.

Hungry Jack (48:05.253)
No.

Hungry Jack (48:09.573)
The Beatles.

Hungry Jack (48:17.68)
We do.

PCHD Overlord (48:17.774)
For me, I don't want to eat a whole lot of sugary stuff when I'm out on the route because it does. It just ends up logging you down towards the end of the day. You get that 330 slump and then you're just absolutely fucked. So what I do is I always keep me one of little round tins of icebreakers mitts.

Hungry Jack (48:37.789)
You

Hungry Jack (48:41.934)
Okay, okay.

PCHD Overlord (48:42.446)
Yeah, yeah, so you pop two or three of those in your mouth, you let them dissolve, you're taking care of your sweet Jones, and your breath will be minty fresh from, you I mean, you spend a lot of time drinking coffee, smoking cigarette, kissing filthy customer's ass before, and so you gotta get that taste out of your mouth. And icebreaker mints or any type of mints like that, Altoids are always a good one. I'm not a big.

Hungry Jack (48:59.646)
yeah.

Hungry Jack (49:07.589)
I'm a spearmint tic tac person myself.

PCHD Overlord (49:09.526)
Experiment tic tacs are good. the orange tic tacs. Chef's kiss. Get the fuck out. Why did I miss that? Apple pie. speaking of pie. This is tonight. Okay, here it is. Here it is almost April, right? My bride goes to the store. She buys this smoked turkey that's on clearance. It's frozen.

Hungry Jack (49:12.369)
those are good. They had apple pie ones for Christmas last year. They were so good. They were so good. Apple pie tic tacs. Fuck, they were good.

Hungry Jack (49:34.341)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (49:35.564)
She paid, mean, this was like a 14 pound turkey, right? She paid a buck 75 for it. It was frozen, solid and everything. We thawed it out. We thawed it out this week. I cut the legs and the thighs off of it and heated them up this evening for dinner pre-show. It was delicious. She makes a pumpkin pie because she had some frozen pumpkin in the freezer. She makes a pumpkin pie to go with it. It's like Thanksgiving over here tonight. It's like, yeah, man.

Hungry Jack (49:41.866)
shit. Yeah.

Hungry Jack (49:56.625)
OHHHH

Yeah, hell yeah. That's fun.

PCHD Overlord (50:02.668)
Yeah, I feel like, yeah, I wanna sit in front of the TV and watch the Lions lose after this,

Hungry Jack (50:09.051)
That's my favorite holiday, man. fucking love, I will do pumpkin pie and turkey any day. Fuck yeah.

PCHD Overlord (50:14.952)
Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving. I love it, man. I totally love it. I needed some mashed potatoes or something, but we had...

Hungry Jack (50:21.563)
And that makes for the best road sandwiches working after Thanksgiving during the holiday lunch sandwiches. It's not too hot in the truck during the day. So you can do your turkey mayonnaise with stuffing on the sandwich and you can get by with that.

PCHD Overlord (50:26.108)
huh.

PCHD Overlord (50:31.736)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (50:36.43)
Yeah. But I'll tell you what, cooler technology has evolved. My leaps and know, light speed. And it's really something. mean, I've got, know, basically what I do is I, know, like, okay, don't judge me. I do drink Gatorade for on occasion. And I will save those bottles because they're nice thick plastic bottles, right? I'll those suckers up with water, maybe leave an inch head space, put them in the freezer, freeze them solid. I got two of those. I put those in my lunch cooler.

Hungry Jack (50:42.106)
It has.

Hungry Jack (50:55.333)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (51:00.92)
yeah.

PCHD Overlord (51:05.274)
and shit stays cold all day long. I will, and usually what I do for a lunch is I don't like to eat a lot of starchy stuff and bread and stuff during my, when I'm running my route because it just really drags me down. So I will take lunch meat and I'll just like take some ham or some toy key or something like that. I'll just roll it up and then put it in a baggie and I'll just notch on that as I'm going along. Maybe some vegetables.

Hungry Jack (51:07.141)
Yep. Yep.

Hungry Jack (51:32.004)
Right.

PCHD Overlord (51:32.012)
you know, like some carrots, if our cherry tomatoes from the gardens of Harvey, know, Stately Harvey Manor are homegrown, I'll some cherry or grape tomatoes in the bag, nosh on those, and like the little clementine oranges, you know, I'll a couple of tangerines, take and peel some of those. Ellen takes those and peels them off in advance, so I've got like five or six of those always in the fridge.

Hungry Jack (51:39.995)
Hmm.

Hungry Jack (51:49.849)
Yeah, yep. The Sweeties.

Hungry Jack (51:57.339)
Bless her heart, that's awesome.

PCHD Overlord (51:58.306)
Pop the, she's awesome, yeah. But pops them in a bag, I pop them in a bag, and I always save those for like, that's my treat on the way home. You know, I got my route done, I had a full day, I'm ready to go home, it's gonna be maybe not quite dinner time. I save those for last, and I always pop those and eat those when I'm in traffic, and it's great. So, you know, but then when I get home, I'm not all, I'm not all.

Hungry Jack (52:06.127)
Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (52:27.182)
burn out and nasty from eating a bunch of carbs. know, only sugars I've had are what were in the fruit. You know, I've had my mints, so that's fake sweetener, so that's not gonna do anything for me. Yeah, and so I don't feel too bad. know, only reason I'm tired and stuff is because I've been busting my ass killing bugs. Instead of what I've put out of my body, instead of what I put in my body. And that's the best kind of tired.

Hungry Jack (52:28.464)
Right.

Hungry Jack (52:53.221)
Right.

Hungry Jack (52:56.611)
My morning, my sugar intake is in the morning because if I'm going be working it off, but I have a weakness for those, those gas station Apple danishes that have the green label on them. They're about, they're about that long and they got like the little laced openings. I fucking love those things. But that'd be my, with my coffee in the morning. I have a weakness for those. So those are good.

PCHD Overlord (52:56.849)
PCHD Overlord (53:00.814)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (53:08.204)
Yes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep.

yeah.

PCHD Overlord (53:20.213)
Mm-hmm. Yep, absolutely. everybody's got their own way of eating things. Everybody's got their own thing. know, meal planning is a big thing now. And it's always, it does definitely make things easier. I don't meal plan. My meal plan is I wake up in the morning, it's like, what the fuck am I gonna take for lunch? I know, that's my plan. It's like, I open up the fridge and whatever's loose is gonna go into there.

Hungry Jack (53:31.941)
It is.

Hungry Jack (53:45.488)
Yeah.

PCHD Overlord (53:48.942)
But yeah, again, usually, maybe a lunch meat. If I do have a carb, it's gonna be in the form of maybe a small bag of Cheez-Its, which by the way are awesome, and everything. I just tried those this week. Yeah, yeah, they are good. And they just seem to be curiously cheesier. It's like they're the Altoids of cheese crackers. Curiously cheesy. yeah.

Hungry Jack (53:58.673)
I like the extra crispy ones, extra extra done ones. Those are so good. Fuckin love those.

Hungry Jack (54:12.987)
Yes, they are. The little burnt ones.

PCHD Overlord (54:17.698)
But speaking of cheese and crackers, Jack, think any episode talking about road snacks would be completely remiss without us bringing up the good people at Lance Industries. Lance Incorporated has provided road snacks for not only our industry, but for all of the industries on four wheels, four plus wheels.

Hungry Jack (54:20.741)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (54:32.739)
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

PCHD Overlord (54:46.562)
by providing these little packages of four to six crackers. They could be like a rye cracker with some cheese in the middle. They could be the cheese, the Captain's wafers, yes. And they could be the beloved toast cheese, which is an orange cracker, which absolutely tastes nothing like cheese, but looks a hell of a lot like it would.

Hungry Jack (54:59.749)
Captain's Wafers.

Hungry Jack (55:06.405)
Toast cheese.

Hungry Jack (55:11.801)
No, it does.

PCHD Overlord (55:14.766)
with peanut butter, with a small, slightly slathering of peanut butter on the inside. I mean, for close to, yeah, yeah, for close to 90 years, the good people at Lance have been hooking us up. And these are things, I mean, they're small, they can fit in your shirt pocket, they can fit, you know, they fit perfectly on your console, on your dashboard, you know, if it's cold, they're great. And when it gets warm, and then when they warm up, there's not, and it's like, it's like the,

Hungry Jack (55:19.643)
So good. So fucking good. I love those.

PCHD Overlord (55:44.408)
They're like the Casey's Pizza of cheese crackers because the peanut butter in them, there's not enough peanut butter in it for them to slide around. Because when things get hot, you get that little tertiary shift, tectonic plate shift on your crackers. There's not enough for them to do that, but it's warm, it's lovely, it melts in your mouth, and they've really got it dialed in. They really do.

Hungry Jack (55:46.735)
Yes.

Hungry Jack (55:56.701)
Uh-huh.

Hungry Jack (56:08.154)
They do. And I'm gonna tell you how awesome they are because I went to Walmart, went grocery shopping, and there's another brand of crackers. They make a toast-shee-like cracker. And I got it, and I was so disappointed because Lance put a little sprinkling of salt on the outside of the toast-shee crackers. So you get that savory bite with the peanut butter and it kind of balances out this...

PCHD Overlord (56:20.109)
huh.

PCHD Overlord (56:28.685)
Uh-huh.

Hungry Jack (56:34.481)
This other company didn't do that, so I had this bland ass orange cracker with what, just horrible. I was like, I'll never stray from Lance again. It so fucking good.

PCHD Overlord (56:37.422)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (56:46.094)
did we did Jen cleared up that foursome thing? Yeah the foursome is the polycup so I guess there's four out there.

Hungry Jack (56:50.519)
Okay, okay

Hungry Jack (56:55.427)
I got you, just, I thought I was gonna have to masturbate there for a bit. I've got, you said foursome, I got a little excited.

PCHD Overlord (57:00.824)
Well, Jack, why would clarity on this thing stop you from mastering?

Hungry Jack (57:06.213)
Well, you gotta have a little more motivation, you know?

PCHD Overlord (57:09.09)
there's motivation. That's up to you, man. know, anything's motivation if you're weird enough. Yeah. All right. You sound like you're talking in Chinese now. He's going to be breaking up. You got a buzzard fly between you and the satellite. This is the right person. Exactly. Yes, we do know that. tell me, Jack, you want to talk about what we're going to do next week?

Hungry Jack (57:14.169)
That said, there's no such thing as a wrong hole with the right person.

Hungry Jack (57:21.049)
no.

Hungry Jack (57:27.171)
Apparently, there's no such thing as a wrong hole with the right person.

Hehehehehe

Yes, sir. Well, we're going to have Mr. Scruggs on the show. We're going to talk about his license to kill Discord server and how things are going with him. Get to know him a little bit better and have him tell us about this fancy Discord thing because us old people, mean, you and your fancy calculators, you and your fancy calculators.

PCHD Overlord (57:53.806)
That's right, that's fancy and schmancy.

PCHD Overlord (58:02.146)
my God, I'm scared, Jack. I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. But anyway, Marcus is a good guy. Very passionate about the Discord server and licensed to kill. So, you know, he's gonna talk to us about the good, bad, and ugly. We're gonna ask him all kinds of questions about it. And hopefully he's gonna ask some decent answers. Otherwise, we're gonna throw his ass off the show. And then me and Jack are gonna talk about snacks some more and masturbating and forcings and stuff like that.

Hungry Jack (58:11.471)
Yes he is.

Hungry Jack (58:24.657)
Yes. Yeah. Cause you can snack and masturbate at the same time.

PCHD Overlord (58:32.443)
Snack-sturbate. Yep, snackurbations.

Hungry Jack (58:33.617)
Mm-hmm. it's a it's a said true that Jack no wrong hole. Let's see. That's right. There is no wrong hole the right person

PCHD Overlord (58:40.547)
Who is that?

Hungry Jack (58:42.192)
This tater.

PCHD Overlord (58:43.502)
That's tater, give me freedom 1776, it's tater? it does say, okay, it does say it's a tater. I need to pay more attention to my shit, you know?

Hungry Jack (58:46.384)
Yes.

Hungry Jack (58:51.973)
That's a recurring guest on our show and we've had a couple of evenings with Mr. Icetator asking some outlandish questions and shit like that.

PCHD Overlord (58:57.614)
Yes, we have a couple go bleedings with the tape. Yeah, so So yeah, we're gonna so looking forward to having Marcus on the show tomorrow or tomorrow next week and so, know, not only does not only does you know the discord server I will say that they do have a they did they've got some podcasts themselves very informative and So you you want it? You'll want to check those out. I'm sure Marcus will let us definitely let us know about You know about those as well

Hungry Jack (59:06.405)
Definitely.

PCHD Overlord (59:27.898)
and, you know, some other podcasts we've got, let's talk about Pest Perspectives for a quick second. out, out of the UK. Yeah. Sean Mueller, is great. if you haven't caught Jack and I were on there, what was it last week? Week before last? Yeah. Last week. And, and, had a great time with Sean. Sean's an awesome dude. he, he, he is a, he's a really good interviewer. I mean, he asked us some really good questions and, we gave him some completely fucked up answers, which is, know, what we do.

Hungry Jack (59:33.716)
Sean Muller, hell yeah.

Hungry Jack (59:41.265)
But yeah, mm-hmm, yep.

Hungry Jack (59:45.777)
Oh, we had a ball. He really is.

Hungry Jack (59:56.067)
As we are prone to do, yes.

PCHD Overlord (59:57.633)
Mm-hmm. And of course the the lovely ladies over at Pestrogen podcast, you know, they've got their My favorite podcast to you know, those two those two, you know, Candice and Jenny are are doing some really good stuff They've got a really exciting episode coming up on mosquito control this week. So make sure you make sure you guys tune into that Yeah, they're gonna have they're they're gonna have someone a guest from Nigeria

Hungry Jack (01:00:02.745)
My favorite, my favorite podcast.

Hungry Jack (01:00:11.589)
They really are.

Hungry Jack (01:00:15.377)
Mm-hmm.

Hungry Jack (01:00:23.175)
yeah.

PCHD Overlord (01:00:24.755)
And so it's great. yeah, it's an early morning, Monday morning thing. always had my first cup of the cup of coffee of the week with the ladies of estrogen and I look forward to it every week. And what else we got? We got the beauties and beasties again out from out of the UK. The British invasion to podcast them is upon us. And those guys do a great job as well.

Hungry Jack (01:00:26.821)
That drops early Monday morning, I believe. Their episodes drop early Monday morning.

Hungry Jack (01:00:38.511)
Yep.

Hungry Jack (01:00:43.579)
Buse the BCs, yeah!

PCHD Overlord (01:00:54.194)
And so tons of stuff out there to listen to when you're out on the route now. So I think it's, am, I am tickled shitless the way the pest control podcasts are exploding in the last year. And, you know, to be a part of it has been a great.

Hungry Jack (01:01:09.489)
do want to mention our longtime friends with the Chickadell to Pie podcast. They had just passed their two year anniversary this past month and I love their show. It's nothing to do with pest control, but it's a great show to listen to just like sitting around bullshitting with your friends. Chickadell to Pie podcast. Love you guys.

PCHD Overlord (01:01:18.766)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (01:01:28.238)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (01:01:31.768)
Another good one, another good one that's kind of off there off of the pest control grid is shit that goes on in our heads. dirty Skittles and G rex. yeah, those are a couple of great ladies. yeah. Mental health is, is, is basically what their thing is. And, they, they do a lot of talk, listen to a couple of podcasts, a couple of their episodes that really helped me out. so, you know, if you, you if you're, kind of feeling, you kind of feeling that you're getting into yourself and stuff, take a listen to them, you know,

Hungry Jack (01:01:39.665)
Mm-hmm.

PCHD Overlord (01:02:01.154)
They've got, they're doing really great out there as well. And, beers of war podcast as well. Gamy, gamy, gamy. And fellow cheese bag brand and heart loft is one of the hosts there. And, yeah, it's it's a great, it's a great podcast. So tons of stuff, tons of stuff out there to listen to. it is a great route listening to everybody's everybody's everybody's stick in your earbuds and,

Hungry Jack (01:02:04.305)
And don't forget the beers of war podcast.

Hungry Jack (01:02:09.339)
fellow cheese bag.

Hungry Jack (01:02:17.648)
really is.

Good route listening, good route listening.

PCHD Overlord (01:02:27.116)
you know, get to stomp and get your stuff done and, you know, be entertained and informed in the process.

Hungry Jack (01:02:32.474)
But come on back to put my penis in your ear hole.

PCHD Overlord (01:02:35.018)
yeah, yeah, definitely. Y'all gotta come back to Tales from the crawlspace. mean, this is the... Otherwise we would feel dejected and then we would find you. And we would kill you.

Hungry Jack (01:02:42.117)
We would. We would. And if you like him and leave him review, tell him we sent you.

PCHD Overlord (01:02:48.288)
Now, speaking of reviews, you know, if you get onto tftc.wtf, leave us a review, you know, let us know what you think of our shows. And, you know, if, if, if you like them, let us know if you don't go fuck yourself.

Hungry Jack (01:03:01.713)
Yeah, that's right, because I can always delete the shitty ones.

PCHD Overlord (01:03:06.241)
Yes, Jack does have that power and he wheels it with an iron fist. iron fist. iron fist. Warm that sucker up next time. So, God, good stuff today, good stuff. And we're looking forward to talking to Marcus Scruggs from License to Kill next week. So on behalf of License to Kill, Pestrogen, shit that goes on our heads, all the other podcasts.

Hungry Jack (01:03:09.905)
with Iron Fist.

Lube it up!

Hungry Jack (01:03:25.883)
We are, we are.

PCHD Overlord (01:03:35.384)
Tony Spangler from spanglerod.com, and I, Pest Control Humor Depot, my favorite group. Jack and I cordially invite you this evening to bug the hell

Hungry Jack (01:03:46.715)
Bug off.